My wife told me i have a small penis.

[orange]

Taking the low road here, "and you only notice because you're getting loose "
Also I'm a gay man, not a misogynyist. I just thought it was funny and also kind of a way to say something as an example of how what she said out of frustration reflected back as if you said it.

It's not misogyny responding to a low blow with a low blow imo.

 

[Brianiskillingme]

I am sorry friend. That was how life was for me until my mid 20s. I can remember the pain it caused me. I understand.

I hear you and youre right. It doesnt really bother me beyond the extent of trying to figure out why all the sudden she comes out and says that to me. If i never got another drop of sex for the rest of my life i wouldnt care anymore. I just want the Menieres disease to go away.

OMG someone else with Menieres. I am so tired of the endless pounding in my ear.

 

[LongtimeLoser]

I dated a guy once that had a small penis. Not only was he an amazing guy, he was amazing in bed. The things we did to each other, haha. Thinking about it still makes me blush.

I simply have no desire to have long relationships with men, but if ever I was going to, it would have been with him. I still think of him from time to time. God I thought he was so gorgeous. He was so nice to me.

He ended out dating and then marrying an old friend of mine. Size doesn't matter. He was an Adonis.

 

[Ashu]

A classic dick move that wives make. Just tell her that her perception of your penis is distorted because she has an extremely loose vagina.

The looser the better.

 

[jackdaw]

A classic dick move that wives make. Just tell her that her perception of your penis is distorted because she has an extremely loose vagina.

Yes indeed!

 

[lostmylove]

She's done that to provoke a reaction that's all.

 

[ojinzo]

A couple weeks ago my wife told me i have a small penis and this has been bothering me ever since. I dont place great importance on penis size and never really thought anything until i heard this from her. Its not even that the fact bothers me but more that she was willing to say it to me. Ive never heard of any exes saying this about me but im sure its true as ive always known it wasnt big, but i never really realized it was small until now. Again, it is more that she said it that bothers me than the fact that it is small. Why would my wife say this to me? She was mad at me. I have been mad at her but never make derogatory statements about her body to her or anyone else. There are things i could say but dont.

I'll be honest, she knew exactly what she was doing when she said it. Women are not dumb and know perfectly how to really hurt a man. I'm sorry you had this experience. Size does not matter when you love a person.

Yes. She gave a half-ass apology and just kept saying "Dont pretend you didnt know." I honestly didnt know.

OMG. Seems like you married a real

Yes. She gave a half-ass apology and just kept saying "Dont pretend you didnt know." I honestly didnt know.

OMG. Seems like you married a real

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Benefit of being a woman is you don't have to worry about this crap. Being a guy fucking sucks.

 

[Maríasp]

I dated a guy once that had a small penis. Not only was he an amazing guy, he was amazing in bed. The things we did to each other, haha. Thinking about it still makes me blush.

I simply have no desire to have long relationships with men, but if ever I was going to, it would have been with him. I still think of him from time to time. God I thought he was so gorgeous. He was so nice to me.

He ended out dating and then marrying an old friend of mine. Size doesn't matter. He was an Adonis.

I am also in a relationship with a boy with a very small penis for 6 years, the sex is incredible! It also happens to me that I don't feel like a relationship, but he's so super handsome and so fiery, it's incredible but we see each other very little because of his job (military) and mine I work many hours, the size doesn't matter if you do the rest well my greek god

 

[whatevs]

Benefit of being a woman is you don't have to worry about this crap. Being a guy fucking sucks.

What about menstruation? Rape? Giving birth? I think being a man has its perks...

 

[Maríasp]

Benefit of being a woman is you don't have to worry about this crap. Being a guy fucking sucks.

just tell him what is fatter jajaja

 

[ForbiddenSiren]

Thats horribly toxic she said that to you man :( Try not to worry about it though. Sounds like you should try and find someone else, someone who deserves you.

 

[WorthlessTrash]

What about menstruation? Rape? Giving birth? I think being a man has its perks...

If we're going off that....

- Men can be wrongly accused of rape in the me too movement
- women can generally be favored over men in court
- Men can get raped in prison
- Men can have ED and be sexually impotent in bed

I'll take periods over having ED, sexual impotency and coming up short any day. and as far as giving birth goes, it can be avoided if she is only sexually attracted to women.

Look, both sexes have their downsides. However, it's well known that I am extremely dysphoric and wish I was born female (I'm sure you are aware of that) so naturally I am going to nitpick at every issue with being male because I am (and I freely admit it) extremely bitter about my assigned sex.

 

[IanUK]

A couple weeks ago my wife told me i have a small penis and this has been bothering me ever since. I dont place great importance on penis size and never really thought anything until i heard this from her. Its not even that the fact bothers me but more that she was willing to say it to me. Ive never heard of any exes saying this about me but im sure its true as ive always known it wasnt big, but i never really realized it was small until now. Again, it is more that she said it that bothers me than the fact that it is small. Why would my wife say this to me? She was mad at me. I have been mad at her but never make derogatory statements about her body to her or anyone else. There are things i could say but dont.

Well what does your wife bring to the party? Is she "gorgeous" or could her breasts do with some work? Is she great downstairs? Clearly she's not an especially nice person. The way you should have dealt with that is to say "I'm really glad you brought that up because I've been looking at you and have a few observations ………………" then just give her some if her own medicine. See how she enjoys some unflattering observations.

 

[Snatsbats]

Just say, if my average penis is to small you obviously got an above average wide vagina. Also say that you think her breasts are small and that those strech marks on her ass and legs are disgusting.

 

[CemetryGates]

I'm really not a fan of people in here basically saying to give ill critique of her body back. Don't go down to her level. Talk with her again if that's all she's interested in then I would let her go buddy. Sex isn't all some big porn video with massive dicks and perfectly shaped tits. Life is weird and full of beauty but imperfection and trash and mistakes.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
- Oscar Wilde

 

[onetapgandhi]

My wife says that to me, its not gonna be ctb. I would go full Chris Benoit

 

[actual_fox]

Tell her she has smelly vagina.

Do not suffer in silence. Go down in flames.

 

[TheNextScreen]

A couple weeks ago my wife told me i have a small penis and this has been bothering me ever since. I dont place great importance on penis size and never really thought anything until i heard this from her. Its not even that the fact bothers me but more that she was willing to say it to me. Ive never heard of any exes saying this about me but im sure its true as ive always known it wasnt big, but i never really realized it was small until now. Again, it is more that she said it that bothers me than the fact that it is small. Why would my wife say this to me? She was mad at me. I have been mad at her but never make derogatory statements about her body to her or anyone else. There are things i could say but dont.

Size is absolutely relative. Size actually emerges from more basic physical phenomena. And size is relative. Maybe you don't have a small penis, maybe she has a large inelastic vaginal canal and can't feel anything. I've had a 90 pound Asian girl who told me that at 8 inches, she couldn't feel a thing. It wasn't a good fit between us so we broke up and I prayed for her to find someone that she could feel during sex. It's not the absolute size that matters it's the quality of the fit.
Your wife told you that as a form of emasculation. The unsaid part is she's had a lot of experience and in her experience you come up short. Nice to know she has so much experience. Now that she's no longer raging, it's supposed to be a joke, a point of eternal critique. Maybe you are in the lower half relative to others but she's probably on the larger half and the point is, she didn't tell you that so you could make your junk bigger or address it in any way, she did that to diminish you. She may even love you in her own way as narcissists are capable of loving others it's just always an unhealthy love and judging by where you landed, you probably didn't fly in here from the picture of health. None of us here did, especially me. If she's worth it, then try to forget about it and move on, but if not, it may be time to free what you once loved…and if it comes back to you, say "No thanks!"

 

[ThatStateOfMind]

A couple weeks ago my wife told me i have a small penis and this has been bothering me ever since. I dont place great importance on penis size and never really thought anything until i heard this from her. Its not even that the fact bothers me but more that she was willing to say it to me. Ive never heard of any exes saying this about me but im sure its true as ive always known it wasnt big, but i never really realized it was small until now. Again, it is more that she said it that bothers me than the fact that it is small. Why would my wife say this to me? She was mad at me. I have been mad at her but never make derogatory statements about her body to her or anyone else. There are things i could say but dont.

I wouldn't worry about it. As many others have said, this was probably a heat-of-the-moment, "I want to hurt you" type of insult.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Do not suffer in silence. Go down in flames.

Every time I've done this, I've regretted it.

 

[makethepainstop]

A couple weeks ago my wife told me i have a small penis and this has been bothering me ever since. I dont place great importance on penis size and never really thought anything until i heard this from her. Its not even that the fact bothers me but more that she was willing to say it to me. Ive never heard of any exes saying this about me but im sure its true as ive always known it wasnt big, but i never really realized it was small until now. Again, it is more that she said it that bothers me than the fact that it is small. Why would my wife say this to me? She was mad at me. I have been mad at her but never make derogatory statements about her body to her or anyone else. There are things i could say but dont.

Being a smart ass I'd tell her your best friend has never complained. Maybe you have a super large coochie!

 

[BornToFail]

Get a new wife.

 

[actual_fox]

2022 is amazing.

This is so good I had to use 2 of my accounts to like this (old one and this)

Every time I've done this, I've regretted it.

You are right, It was shitpost