Methods that won’t work

[TheGoodGuy]

So if it was the 50's I'd be dead. That sucks, never have I ever wanted to be older than right now

Apparently so sucks doesn´t it.

 

[GoneGoneGone]

Covered in your own vomit? There are no glamorous deaths.

Really? I didn't know. Okay like Heath Ledger then. He died a star.

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Covered in your own vomit? There are no glamorous deaths.

Well N IV or oral is the most glamorous it will get.

 

[Marktheghost]

What about drinking a litre of whisky (without choking on your own vomit)? Can anyone confirm that that doesn't work?

 

[MartyByrde]

What about drinking a litre of whisky (without choking on your own vomit)? Can anyone confirm that that doesn't work?

As a former Jameson addict, I'd say it's not a quick method. If you chug it at once, you're likely to vomit it back up. If drank over the course of a night, on a regular basis you may get liver failure, among other things. I never intentionally used it hoping it would kill me. Just spent a few years drunk.

And now I want a drink lol. Damn me and my addictive tendencies.

 

[Commitmentphile101]

Well N IV or oral is the most glamorous it will get.

N powder will always work won't it?

 

[so tired or manic]

N powder will always work won't it?

you're reviving a thread from April. the person's probably not around anymore

 

[falloutcarter13]

Obviously you would have tested the strength by hanging on the rope using your hands first to make sure it holds your weight for extended period of time

Always the possibility of some random good samaritan crackhead breaking into your house and saving you. I think 99.9999% is as good as it gets, nothing is 100%. There's always room for an "act of god" even if there's no god.

you're reviving a thread from April. the person's probably not around anymore

Ye but some of us just lurk the "new posts" section and hit shit up without checking the date that's only there because someone else did

 

[StellaArtoix]

Even some of the shit on this website still might require further research. There are tons of stories of people failing. It's the saddest thing though when I read threads of people documenting their death and then there is nothing from them anymore. I don't even know these people and I'm still horribly sad

Thats true. It could also be said that all of the methods you stated you tried that didnt work for you, will have worked for others. Im sure it wouldnt be too dificult to find evidence of people who have suicided from OD of Xanax, Valproic Acid, Seroquel or any of the other methods you describe.

 

[stationarymillennial]

Agreed, but some of us want a glamorous death a la Marilyn Monroe

Aaand that is why I'm here. Just kidding.
unless...

Ye but some of us just lurk the "new posts" section and hit shit up without checking the date that's only there because someone else did

Damnit, look what youve done!! :P