Discussion Make up the funniest method to CTB !

[Darksektori]

-jumping while listening to the song"Free Fallin"
-Jump down a water slide with nails sticking out at random places on the way down
-sit in your car and CTB using the seat belt while listening to justin bieber, in your note just write the words "make it stop!!"
-Go to a drive thru when its "closed" at about 60mph
-beheading yourself using a boomerang
-launch yourself in a shopping cart at an industrial strength ceiling fan turned on
-go up to a bell tower and signal 12 o'clock with your skull (if you make it to 12 o'clock)

I look in the mirror. It shatters from the vile rejection with such force that the shards of mirror puncture my skull and this kills me instantly.

Oh God, if only that were possible!

-Using the broken mirror in place of a slip and slide
-being trampled to death by penguins
-ascend Mt Everest using just Parkour
-try playing catch with yourself in a lava field
-drowning CTB in a ball pit
-doing 20 metere high dive in a 10 ft swimming pool

 

[Red]

Put a banana in your pocket, try to hold up a bank with it, then suicide by cop (only really works in America! Also it helps if you're black - if you're not, you know what to do); seems pretty fuckin easy n if by some chance you do get away with it, you got loads of cash n can go into hiding.
Win-win.

 

[kokporn]

I read on one site about a man who tied his hands to his head, legs to a bridge, and tied his head with a string from an organ. Then he jumped from the bridge, his head was chopped off and she remained in his hands.

 

[Darksektori]

I read on one site about a man who tied his hands to his head, legs to a bridge, and tied his head with a string from an organ. Then he jumped from the bridge, his head was chopped off and she remained in his hands.

She? Not sure what you mean

 

[kokporn]

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don't know

 

[Darksektori]

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don't know

I'll check it out

 

[Soul]

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don't know

She = the man's head? (Heads are feminine in the Slavic languages I know)

That glass shard slip'n'slide reminds me of a performance called Through the Night Softly by a cat named Chris Burden. That sort of thing has gotten a bit overdone maybe but a lot of Burden's art-martyr stuff was wincingly cool.

 

[NorthernStar]

-Dunk your head in a vat of Dairy Queen soft serve ice cream.

Oh my God - that would be heaven. Also I've totally found my method for CTBing, though I'd eat too much of it to get suffocated. Ooh, I'd probably die of brain freeze! How awful!

I'd still totally do it. And yes, with a sugar cone.

 

[kokporn]

She = the man's head? (Heads are feminine in the Slavic languages I know)

That glass shard slip'n'slide reminds me of a performance called Through the Night Softly by a cat named Chris Burden. That sort of thing has gotten a bit overdone maybe but a lot of Burden's art-martyr stuff was wincingly cool.

I do not know the gender of this man, but I think it was a man. I also didn't hear where this story came from. Please forgive me for my English, I don't know it well

 

[Darksektori]

Oh my God - that would be heaven. Also I've totally found my method for CTBing, though I'd eat too much of it to get suffocated. Ooh, I'd probably die of brain freeze! How awful!

I'd still totally do it. And yes, with a sugar cone.
Realize this is

I do not know the gender of this man, but I think it was a man. I also didn't hear where this story came from. Please forgive me for my English, I don't know it well

Dont worry about it this thread is purely for humor for who started this thread I'm sure, plus most of these are not even possible though I would totally laugh if you could actually hurt someone with carton of eggs or a rubber spatula. Skinning someone with tweezers I can't even remove a ingrown hair with tweezers let alone strips of my flesh.

 

[InTheAirTonight]

Slip on a banana peel and hit your head

 

[Darksektori]

Dont worry about it this thread is purely for humor for who started this thread I'm sure, plus most of these are not even possible though I would totally laugh if you could actually hurt someone with carton of eggs or a rubber spatula. Skinning someone with tweezers I can't even remove a ingrown hair with tweezers let alone strips of my flesh. Yes I so want to Parkour up Mt Everest despite that I once fractured my ankle getting out of bed.

Slip on a banana peel and hit your head

No slip on one next to one of those sewage treatment tanks

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Sleep deprivation and BUSTING A NUT.

Sorry, @The Mute Viking

 

[Darksektori]

Shot-put ball dropping hard on your head
Completely crushed under a hydraulic press

Like in the end"Terminator"

 

[NomadicWolf382]

1. Get strapped down to a racetrack
2. have a massive horde of lemmings continuously run over you

not sure if you would die from suffocation, or from being tickled to death.

 

[notuntilperfection]

Being tickled to death

 

[FriendofDeath]

No slip on one next to one of those sewage treatment tanks

Might become a super hero!

Like in the end"Terminator"

The hydraulic press - have you seen the original "The Fly"?

 

[Dead beat dad]

Standing on top of a double decker bus when it passes under a low bridge.
Maybe while making some funny shape like Wylie Cyote in Road Runner and leaving a comedy imprint on side of said bridge.

 

[idontwannadothisanym]

BBC.

 

[Darksektori]

Might become a super hero!

The hydraulic press - have you seen the original "The Fly"?

Yes

Sleep deprivation and BUSTING A NUT.

Sorry, @The Mute Viking

I thought everyone forgot about this thread

 

[Red]

Licking toilet seats amid a global pandemic

edit: this was an actual thing people were doing when it first kicked off

 

[4giveme]

Any death involving a 'happy tree friends' the show method haha

 

[LifeIntolerance]

Wear a deer head hat, go to the forest and wait for the hunters to hunt.

 

[Darksektori]

Licking toilet seats amid a global pandemic

edit: this was an actual thing people were doing when it first kicked off

Are you kidding seriously?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Guys literally just Google Darwin Awards

 

[Red]

Toilet seat licking during coronavirus

Why that was a dumb idea

 

[FriendofDeath]

Are you kidding seriously?

True. An influencer did it on an airplane. I don't remember what her goal was.

 

[NomadicWolf382]

True. An influencer did it on an airplane. I don't remember what her goal was.

If I remember correctly, because the coronavirus was getting more attention, than her.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Dress up as a witch and walk through the town in Guatemala, lol honest it will work.

Mob BURN ALIVE medic from Brit uni after accusing him of witchcraft

A MEDIC working on a UK-funded project in Guatemala has been burned alive after he was accused of witchcraft. The terrifying moment was caught on video, sparking outrage in Guatemala and across the…

www.thesun.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

 

[Darksektori]

-Slicing your throat with a piece of paper
-climb a very long set of stairs at the top fall back down them

Oh boy I actually have more if people are ok with me posting them.

-Tie yourself to a medicine ball and throw yourself down Mt Kilimanjaro (cause the smooth slopes)
-Drinking a lava lamp
-do a reenactment of the Spanish Inquisition on yourself at Sunday school.
- eat 5 tubes of flouride toothpaste and wash it down with a gallon of lemon juice
beating yourself to death with a wire hanger

Dress up as a witch and walk through the town in Guatemala, lol honest it will work.

Mob BURN ALIVE medic from Brit uni after accusing him of witchcraft

A MEDIC working on a UK-funded project in Guatemala has been burned alive after he was accused of witchcraft. The terrifying moment was caught on video, sparking outrage in Guatemala and across the…

www.thesun.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

Wow they still do that to witches? And people think we're insane really?

Focus on living yet life kills you in an accident or an unfortunate murder/crossfire anyways.

But that can happen to anyone though, not necessarily someone who's CTB I guess that's what would be funny about it.