Kim Jong-un bans suicide following 40% rise.

[Rational man]

According to news report:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has banned suicide following a 40% rise.
Kim Jong-un describes suicide as an act of treason against socialism.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

HAHA ROFLMAO I'm pretty sure if I was Kim Jong Un I wouldn't have any problems and no thoughts about CTB ........... that made my day

 

[Aisley]

Well, he fixed the hell out of that, didn't he? Man's a fuckin genius.

 

[Jule_from_Germany]

So the penalty for suicide attempts will be capital punishment?

 

[Rational man]

So the penalty for suicide attempts will be capital punishment?

By definition, to betray communism in North Korea can result in over 5 years of hard Labour or death.

 

[sulli]

what a delight.

 

[Goodgirlryeo101]

I couldn't help but laugh and now he wants to force people to live against their will

There is a reason why there is an increase of suicides by 40 % hahah!

Most humans sucks and they are hypocrites and they will be scrutinising and criticising you for the same things they have said and done! Hahaha …

I will be surely be happy to see the back of this thing so called life, the most dangerous species in the world are humans…

And I do not want to be part of this anymore…

 

[The anhedonic one]

Ha, ha, How the fuck can this rectum of a dictator " ban suicide "
It's like saying that He wants to ban death.
The guy is off his fucking head like all the other goody 2 shoes pro-life fucktards.
It's hilarious.

 

[Deathisbetter]

Ha, ha, How the fuck can this rectum of a dictator " ban suicide "
It's like saying that He wants to ban death.
The guy is off his fucking head like all the other goody 2 shoes pro-life fucktards.
It's hilarious.

It's kind of an oxymoron that he's like you can't commit suicide you fucks but if you break my laws you either get 5 years of hard labour or the death penalty make up your mind I hope he goes to hell poor citizens being tortured by him

 

[90starve]

what a joke!

 

[leftdreaming]

Mama raised a rule breaker!

 

[Rational man]

It's kind of an oxymoron that he's like you can't commit suicide you fucks but if you break my laws you either get 5 years of hard labour or the death penalty make up your mind I hope he goes to hell poor citizens being tortured by him

Most despots are narcissistic. Apparently he is renowned for subjecting people to brutal executions for relative benign crimes, which is a paradox to the belief in the sanctity of life. It is reported that amongst brutal executions, people were thrown to the dogs literally. death by cannon and flame throwers, eg.

When i read reports like this; reinforces my belief that humanity has failed ourselves with war and brutality;

In the name of empires and controlling of people.

Utter tragedy.

 

[Jezzibell]

HAHAHA. Thanks for the giggle x

 

[AshClouds]

sounds like an onion article

 

[Dead Ghost]

Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to stop killing themselves after number of suicides skyrocketed

Kim Jong Un banned suicide, calling it an "act of treason against socialism," per Radio Free Asia. The number of suicides in North Korea is

www.businessinsider.nl

Suicide spike in North Korea prompts Kim Jong Un to issue prevention order

Disclosure of suicide notes criticizing country shocks officials, source tells RFA

www.rfa.org

The problem is that it will make the officials responsible for the suicides.. and this is where the fun ends, because this can involve strong social repression at the same time as being sad or mentally disturbed by everyone around you - with the support of the local authorities-.

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El problema es que farà resonsables dels suicidis als funcionaris.. i aquí s'acava la gràcia, perquè això pot implicar una forta repressió social alhora de mostrar-se trist o amb trastorns mentals per part de tothom que tinguis al voltant -amb el suport de les autoritats locals-.

 

[Mthom2]

Haha, it wouldn't surprise me if America didn't soon try something like that too. Here's to hoping the penalty will be the death sentence.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Kim Jong-Un can fuck himself on nuke while stuffing his piehole with a live grenade gag. And that goes for every pro-suffering authoritarian figure on this planet.

 

[Green_leaf]

Actually I had planned to attempt CTB in North Korea. If properly done, it should not be affected by the ban.

Here is my strategy if you'd like to know more:

Kim Jong CTB

I mean, being executed with an antiaircraft gun in North Korea. I guess if I travel to Pionyang and dance naked under the arch of reunification, after trespassing the 38th parallel with a flamant and clandestinely modified chinese Wallmart 20$ bike -which I will carefully make ready for the...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[Ernest1964]

Something else to consider... If one commits a crime in North Korea (like running to cross the border to South Korea or China... or suicide in this case) often times if the "criminal"can not be found or dealt with, the family and extended family are the ones who suffer the punishment. Would you CTB if it meant that your family would be punished?

 

[Green_leaf]

Something else to consider... If one commits a crime in North Korea (like running to cross the border to South Korea or China... or suicide in this case) often times if the "criminal"can not be found or dealt with, the family and extended family re the ones who suffer the punishment. Would you CTB if it meant that your family would be punished?

This would then indeed create a serious diplomatic issue, since the family would most likely not be located in North Korea.

 

[chillmungo]

North Korea could offer legal suicide services for visitors in exchange for their life savings.

 

[ggetout33]

Damn, why didn't anyone else think of that? /s