Killer Broccoli

[divinemistress87]

 

[Well_Its_Time]

LOL Too good to be true

 

[SVEN]

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Death by Farting, what a way to go.

 

[soonnotkoei]

LOL Too good to be true

ahh this was the first scene that came to my mind after reading the post but eh, ya beat me to it lol.

 

[JesiBel]

Death by Farting, what a way to go.

I love this site lol

 

[ShatteredSerenity]

It's just a matter of time until new users start making threads to ask how many bags of broccoli they need to CTB.

 

[divinemistress87]

Mmm broccoli laced with Cyanide

 

[StaticCryBabye]

I might need some of that tbh

 

[Gangrel]

i love broccoli tho seems worth it

 

[Pluto]

 

[Kimlett]

If only it wasn't so disgusting...

 

[divinemistress87]

If only it wasn't so disgusting...

Put some cheese on it

 

[SVEN]

Put some cheese on it

Thus making it twice as deadly to the Lactose intolerant ! Loving this method more by the minute.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

If it were only so easy..........

 

[froggirl9000]

It's just a matter of time until new users start making threads to ask how many bags of broccoli they need to CTB.

I can't wait til we see the point where someone makes the thread:
"How many years do I need to wait until my body naturally CTBs?". We will be discussing the "aging method", where you wait until you are eighty years old and you die naturally. And then this forum will be complete.

 

[outrider567]

Vile Weed!, I eat raw spinach instead, and that's bad tasting enough
On the plus side, you reduce your risk of getting lung cancer by 43% if you eat broccoli on a regular basis

 

[divinemistress87]

Vile Weed!, I eat raw spinach instead, and that's bad tasting enough

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Although kinda unrelated to the essence of the thread, Killer Broccoli isn't all that terrible a name for a band, too.

 

[froggirl9000]

Vile Weed!, I eat raw spinach instead, and that's bad tasting enough

t. popeye

 

[SVEN]

Vile Weed!, I eat raw spinach instead, and that's bad tasting enough
On the plus side, you reduce your risk of getting lung cancer by 43% if you eat broccoli on a regular basis

Would that be because the Broccoli kills you before cancer can develop ? Asking for a friend, just in case any BBC staff are reading.

 

[outrider567]

Would that be because the Broccoli kills you before cancer can develop ? Asking for a friend, just in case any BBC staff are reading.

It would certainly kill me, can't stand it

t. popeye

Yep, plenty of iron, but I need to eat raspberries or strawberries at the same time to choke down that spinach

 

[froggirl9000]

I can't wait til we see the point where someone makes the thread:
"How many years do I need to wait until my body naturally CTBs?". We will be discussing the "aging method", where you wait until you are eighty years old and you die naturally. And then this forum will be complete.

Been too long, can't edit the post.
But like imagine how far this goes.
"hey you can speed up the aging method by binge drinking and chainsmoking all day"

 

[Anonymousa]

Been too long, can't edit the post.
But like imagine how far this goes.
"hey you can speed up the aging method by binge drinking and chainsmoking all day"

actually I have seen a thread about this and calling it carcinogen maxing so its already gone that far.

 

[human909]

That sounds like a nice way to die but to those who doesn't like broccoli good luck.

 

[KillingPain267]

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So cute

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

LOL Too good to be true

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/health/hot-dog-could-shorten-life-trnd-wellness-scn/index.html

 

[divinemistress87]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/health/hot-dog-could-shorten-life-trnd-wellness-scn/index.html

Im going to start eating hot dogs everyday!

 

[theboy]

Like a movies!

 

[ShatteredSerenity]

Im going to start eating hot dogs everyday!

How about broccoli cheese hot dogs? You could even add extra sodium nitrite in the hot dogs for a little more deadly flavor.

 

[human909]

How about broccoli cheese hot dogs? You could even add extra sodium nitrite in the hot dogs for a little more deadly flavor.

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broccoli cheese hot dog is even a thing????