Joining army to die?

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I heard the Russian and Ukraine need some artillery fodder, God if only I have speak good enough Slavic I want to die by Anti Material shell inside an MBT but anything that doesn't look like I deliberately try to die on my own is fine. Plus I could probably get some money to send Mah sister to college in the future.

 

[dustoff]

id opt for russian army cuz of memes that they dont evacuate the wounded. the worst case scenario is to get concussed/limb loss/braindamaged/blind and deaf and return back home as a veggie ofc you need to b evacuated outta battlefield for this to happen. also getting droned is horrible id just shoot myself during training or after getting into the trenches.

 

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id opt for russian army cuz of memes that they dont evacuate the wounded. the worst case scenario is to get concussed/limb loss/braindamaged/blind and deaf and return back home as a veggie ofc you need to b evacuated outta battlefield for this to happen. also getting droned is horrible id just shoot myself during training or after getting into the trenches.

Wow new intel, too bad slavic is so damn hard and I don't want to apllied while can't form basic sentenced. A bit too much effort for dying but I kind of want it now, plus I'll have some dad lore If, If I were to lived and get kids

 

[LastDayOnEarth]

I thought about doing that as well, at least it would force me to die