in a perfect world, how would you die?

[rotten]

I just want to randomly die in my sleep

 

[Sutter]

i know the title is kinda stupid but hear me out.

time, money, pain and practicality non-withstanding, how would you die? if you could choose any lethal method in existence and it was guaranteed to work, what would you pick?

i think i wanna catch one of those really bad diseases, like rabies or ebola. just so people will at least care abt me in my final days. I'd theoretically have an opportunity to say everything i want to say. I also have a special interest for diseases and healthcare. i know it's silly lol.

what are your thoughts?

Dust.

One healthy flying squirrel, an atmospheric balloon, 1 canister of carbon monoxide, and an apple. Load up the ballon basket and start rising, at 6000 feet release the flying squirrel to watch the longest squirrel glide and tuck away the 5 minutes of fame. Have a bite of the apple, then set the apple on auto release at 60000 feet. Don the CO mask, lose consciousness and die. Balloon pops and in a hurtling ball of fury burn up on rentry sprinkling my cremated remains over a 5000 sqkm area, dust in the wind.

 

[avoid_slow_death]

Drowning painlessly in the sea without being found

This was my first choice before SN. Live very close to the ocean and it holds many, many fond memories for me. Besides, I like the metaphor of the ocean carrying my soul away gently on the waves as I drift back into the ether from whence we all once came.

Dust.

One healthy flying squirrel, an atmospheric balloon, 1 canister of carbon monoxide, and an apple. Load up the ballon basket and start rising, at 6000 feet release the flying squirrel to watch the longest squirrel glide and tuck away the 5 minutes of fame. Have a bite of the apple, then set the apple on auto release at 60000 feet. Don the CO mask, lose consciousness and die. Balloon pops and in a hurtling ball of fury burn up on rentry sprinkling my cremated remains over a 5000 sqkm area, dust in the wind.

This is so poetically beautiful...

 

[Gustav Hartmann]

By hanging, as this is easily possible this world is perfect for me.

 

[Pluto]

 

[brain-fog]

Hanging, but with a 100% guarantee that it works and I won't be a cripple or otherwise disabled otherwise.

 

[Overwhelmed52]

I'd like to get a very fast-acting natural disease, maybe go into hospice for a week or two, be on drugs and sleepy and ready to go. I want it to be peaceful but also be inevitable to me and everyone else.

 

[legoshi]

I'd love to just lay down and go to sleep and never wake back up. That would be my preferred way. I wish i could just say hey I've had enough take me out of this, I'm ready to go. And that's all.

 

[L'absent]

With a rocket launcher in his mouth, but it's just a fantasy.

 

[FuneralCry]

I'd wish to die as painlessly as possible but more than anything I wish I could erase my existence so it's like I never suffered at all, I just wish to be permanently free from the futile, torturous burden of human existence, I just want to never suffer ever again, I just want the peace of being permanently unable to suffer, I'll personally always see it as such a terrible tragedy how this existence was even imposed at all.

 

[Daxter777]

Probably drinking N or an aneurysm. Its painful but its fast. Imagine your just listening to music or whatever, you get a bad headache and your gone...

 

[death_bed221]

This will sound cringe af but I always wanted to die protecting those I love. Like I would do some heroic shit lol. But yea other than that probably Nembutal

 

[J&L383]

Either dying in my sleep or getting shot in the back of the head without me knowing about it

That's a big either/or, just dying in my sleep and that's the only one!

 

[Forever Sleep]

Quickly, peacefully and with as little upset to others as possible. Not fussed about the method. So long as it is all of the above.

Maybe in a fantasy world though: Some place really beautiful, having said my goodbyes to people to prepare them, I'd just vanish like a Jedi knight. I'd obviously need biodegradable clothing...

No need for some exploitative expensive cremation. Just dust in the wind. I'd try and get in the eyes of the person that bullied me mercilessly. Mwah-ha-ha (evil laugh.)

 

[ramon]

Hate me all you want, but my perfect way of dying would be the way people die in the movie "In Time"

In Time (2011) ⭐ 6.7 | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

1h 49m | PG-13

www.imdb.com

For those of you who want to pull out my tongue with a hot iron or remove my fingers with a meat grinder for liking a Justin Timberlake movie, can we please set aside that he is in that movie and appreciate the fact that the characters in this film get to die quickly, die painlessly, and MOST IMPORTANT die young and beautiful?!!

(I'm such a narcissist)

 

[ijustwishtodie]

That's a big either/or, just dying in my sleep and that's the only one!

How is it a big either/or? Me getting shot at the back of the head without me knowing would immediately kill me and I wouldn't feel any suffering. It'd be like turning a light switch off instantaneously which for me is just as peaceful as dying in my sleep

 

[H.O.Xan]

N or Injection

 

[Forveleth]

I want to fall asleep under a tree in a forest and never wake up.

 

[noname223]

Today I fall asleep and never wake up again. I want my cause of death be a psychogenic death. And there will be talk how much I have endured so that fucking mental pain killed me in a direct way. Lol. Actually, first it was a fun idea but actually I would be an enigma for science. I would take that.

 

[divinemistress36]

Taking a shot of nembutal in the forest or getting shot in the head

 

[darkest]

shot in the head.

 

[sximii]

In a perfect world I wouldn't want to die in the first place

 

[BlendedHeart]

In a perfect world I wouldn't have born in the first place.

Maybe my mother would've had a better life, a career, like a historian or something related.

 

[UnnervedCompany]

Drowning painlessly in the sea without being found

Unfortunately drowning is one of the most painful deaths out there. I had the experience of drowning not to death but close and it is just too painful.

 

[Tig]

I would have died, willingly, in the arms of my Wife, peacefully, painlessly,
In perfect world.
It didn't go like that though, she died of a massive heart attack, in our bed, un-peacefully, in mortal pain, while I was 3000 miles away.
I'll never forgive myself,
Madness and my descent into darkness has replaced that now.

 

[moonlight gate]

drinking my 27 years old Redbreast irish Whiskey at our maple farm beside the fireplace while watching the Orion constellation by the windows, relaxing and ending the night with a glass of Nembutal.

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

Going under full anesthesia then being administered a lethal dose of fent or CO.

 

[Yume Nikki]

Dying in a dream and never waking up from it