If you meet God now what would you say to him?

[Ambivalent1]

There is no God. Blame genetics and unlucky circumstances.

 

[Valky]

Just what did I do wrong?

 

[LivideLamb]

I'll breakdown and cry like I've never cried before

 

[macrocosm]

No such thing

 

[AshClouds]

"Holy shit, you actually exist??"

 

[Kittzuni]

I've already met "god". I've even tattooed his name (the kanji 神) on my thumbs so that I'm reminded of him every single day.

I asked him to marry me shortly after.

Note: My husband's nickname is Kami, which means god in japan.

Sorry for anyone who's feeling offended by this/is religious, I thought it would be funny for some people and it's true.

 

[jaxxon_sunn]

why would you create suffering. I know we have free will but why wouldn't you help us

 

[Kerrtu]

Why do you always need money?

Thinking of George Carlin…

God loves you, and he needs money!

"If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong in the resume of a Supreme being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."

 

[Slipkorn]

Can I have a redo? Most of my problems we're self inflicted, I'd love another chance.
If not I heard Hell has hookers and blow

 

[WorthlessTrash]

God doesn't exist (imo). All suffering for me is through biology and genetics, and is no one's fault except luck.

 

[ringo99]

Assuming there is a god I'd thank god for all the help pulling me through life and apologize for not being good enough to keep going

 

[kindalone]

Was it fun creating me and making me suffer you sick fucking bastard?

 

[HopefulSleep]

*insert your worst insult*

 

[stermc]

I would ask him why he took my best friend who wanted to live and left me here. And also tell him to fuck himself for all the times I needed to be saved and he was not there.

 

[Not.Flugel]

Honestly, the first thing would be probably "Amogus". I just find it incredibly funny.

 

[Little_Suzy]

I'd tell God to put me in an oceanfront en-suite room with a fully stocked mini fridge.


And, to delete my name from the list of reincarnations, because one life on Earth is enough!

 

[silent star]

Ngl I would say "fuck you"

 

[sheleftme1]

Id probably cry and ask why didn't He speak to me when I begged for help to make the right choices. I'd ask why was this happening and what He wanted from me. I'd beg for for him to give me another chance with her and to take me back to the day I messed everything up and to not let me mess up again because I don't want to be dead I just wanted a reason to live. She was my reason so why not allow me that happiness.

 

[I wish I were a cat]

I would just shake my head in absolute disappointment.

 

[empty sighs]

What did I do wrong?

 

[The_End_Is_Comfort]

Can I be my OC or some other character I kin please God?

 

[Hirokami]

"Why is the RNG so broken in this game?"

 

[Mthom2]

I'd ask if the amusement he got from us was worth the atrocities humanity has both suffered and caused. No amount of afterlife bliss is worth existence.

 

[SVEN]

"Forgive me for what we both know I have done; I truly wish I had not hurt and betrayed as I have."

 

[gottablast888]

I would say I love you and thank you for my family

 

[numbnesshuman]

"Life is too tough to handle, can you lower the difficulty for future generations? They deserve better."

 

[Square251]

 

[TAW122]

Since I'm an atheist I don't believe in God(s). However, if I were to say something to him, I'd say "So I guess I was wrong... but I don't care, send me to hell for eternity as I would rather not be in the same plane as my tormentors (aka pro-lifers) nor would I wish to be a blissful sycophant!"

I'm sure there are many other things I can say, but that would be one of the things that come to mind..

 

[DazaiKinnie]

If a god exists(even tho I doubt it) I would tell him:
"Do your fucking job and fix this shithole. Or just make life go extinct forever and don't create anything else."

 

[ThisIsLife]

"Where's my son ?"