AtomicWaffles

AtomicWaffles

hxppy thxughts
Dec 15, 2023
87
Yes I would mow is a horrible time and I would miss out on a lot but I need this pain to end it hurts so bad so I would accept, no hesitation
 
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TheSpookyNameGuy

TheSpookyNameGuy

There's nothing here..
Apr 30, 2023
646
Yes absolutely, after I'm finished eating my toast and coffee.

I want toast to be my last meal, plenty meat on it, sauce and thick bread 🍞 😋
 
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Kit1

Enlightened
Oct 24, 2023
1,091
No. Can't go till my children are old enough to look after themselves.
 
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stealthystealth

stealthystealth

Member
Dec 21, 2023
6
Not right now. It would be unfair to the very few who do care. I would rather do it in a few months, away from the holiday season. If it was painless and quick though, I would consider it heavily.
 
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Soc

Soc

Member
Dec 9, 2023
71
No, not yet. I still am just about holding on and want to secure things for my child even though I don't see her. At least I can pass on what I've earned to her without any issue.
 
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certified_idiot

certified_idiot

No Longer Human
Dec 5, 2023
83
Would it mean have like a hour gap to prepare everything? I have prewritten letters and notes, I just have to factory reset my phone/computer, and tidy up my room (this is my ideal last moments, to leave behind a "perfect" trail), and then I would, or right now, as in, as I'm sitting in bed on my phone at 1:05AM? It's not that bad, thinking about it, but if I had the choice to like press a button that counted down for an hour/thrity mins, I'd do it immediately. But if it was now, or wait, and CTB on my own terms, it'd be a six month delay, which is kind of a while, so I'd be on the fence. Last-minute texts at the sleeping hours of the night before is ideal, and spreading out the letters is even more ideal. Depends on the specific rules, I guess.
You have more like 10 minutes at most. You can get out your prewritten notes and reset your computer, but that's about it.
Yes, but I would have so many questions. Why am I being offered this? Who is offering this? Are you an Angel? Demon? Mob boss? I'm being facetious but these are questions I would ask in this scenario.
The person won't answer these questions. It will ask you if you want to die, how you want to die, where you want to be when you die, and if you have anything else to do that can be done in the next 10 minutes. It will not answer any of your questions. If you spend more than 10 minutes asking these questions, it will get annoyed and leave. This is your only chance.
 
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DeadManLiving

DeadManLiving

Ticketholder
Sep 9, 2022
265
Yes, like a miracle.
 
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Pol

Pol

Student
Jan 24, 2020
110
"...but you don't get to prepare"

awww, if it wasn't for that, i'd take it!
i got to make sure my cats are fed and taken care of.
 
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Alltheywanted

Alltheywanted

I'll just lay here and die
Mar 6, 2023
331
No, I still have something left to do.
 
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NoOneLovesMiMi

NoOneLovesMiMi

Just Me
May 27, 2023
114
Someone gives you the option to die right now, completely painlessly, in the way you want. You can be transported to a different place to die, but you have to do it right now. You will never get another chance to do this, but you don't get to prepare. Would you do it?
Absolutely
I just told someone
If I could trade my life for every person on this forum to heal and get what they desire I wouldn't hesitate.
 
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deathstruck

deathstruck

failure personified
Dec 16, 2023
9
Someone gives you the option to die right now, completely painlessly, in the way you want. You can be transported to a different place to die, but you have to do it right now. You will never get another chance to do this, but you don't get to prepare. Would you do it?
Without a second thought. I have nothing left to live for.
 
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ASBA999

ASBA999

Member
Dec 7, 2023
28
Want to die right now
 
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Thisisme373

Thisisme373

Specialist
Feb 16, 2019
367
Yes absolutely, zero hesitation
 
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Arachno

Arachno

oh no :(
Apr 10, 2023
237
If I don't get a second chance to do that then yes, I think I would do it.
 
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TapeMachine

TapeMachine

perpetually confused
Jan 12, 2023
401
Yeah, I believe I would. I'm not in a particularly bad mood right now or anything. I'd even label today "a good day", I suppose.

But given my preference for leaving on a bit of a high note anyway, right now would be pretty perfect.

Yes, I'd do it.
I'm impulsive af anyway, so that would be an ideal way for me to go. No time to overthink anything, just "the time is now! off we go!" Voila! ..and merrily, I drift off into my eternal slumber.

Fuck, that would be so nice... 😩 Too bad that's all a bunch of fairytale mumbo jumbo.
 
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Levia@than

Levia@than

They/Them
Dec 20, 2023
23
A part of me wants to say yes but I have one string attached to me that keeps me living. The fact that I have friends and a lover who would be devastated if I died keeps me going. Maybe I'm just a people pleaser but RIGHT NOW I would say no, even though I really want to say yes.
 
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Ludivinicus

Member
Nov 23, 2023
18
If there were something like a button that made you disappear without pain, the forum would be without members in 2 months haha
 
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accountnamerequired

Member
Oct 9, 2023
81
Yes, just in time before I go homeless and have to freeze to death. 😎 I'd much rather go right now in a more instant painless way
 
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ClownCringe

ClownCringe

Remember being able to move?
Jan 18, 2020
204
Yes, even though theres still hope for me. Id be foolish to pass up the offer.
 
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sadespair

Member
Dec 10, 2023
26
YES... I'd do it right now. Yes yes yes
 
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Abyssal

Abyssal

Kill me
Nov 26, 2023
1,287
Nah, I gotta make sure the people around me have it easier while they grieve first.
 
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Wake

Wake

Member
Nov 11, 2023
31
Not now, but within two months or less. I plan on throwing myself a home-coming/going away party first. There's a few things I'd like to enjoy/indulge in first just in case there doesn't turn out to be an afterlife.
Does those things matter if there is no afterlife
 
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AInilam

AInilam

Student
Dec 17, 2023
173
Does those things matter if there is no afterlife
Well if there's an afterlife where I can do all the things I enjoy here on Earth and more that'd be great--but I don't want to leave this world without having first checked off a few things on my bucketlist in case there isn't, because no one really knows for sure. I want to enjoy my last few days as much as I can--because I know I may never get to experience it again.
 
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greenflowers

Member
Dec 16, 2023
6
Yes. My dog died a while back so I've got nothing to prepare for now
 
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tvoisluga

tvoisluga

trapped in a body
Dec 22, 2023
96
my method restricts me from eating but if i could die rn? id get high, dance and sing my ass off one last time, hug everybody and then dip. And eat a whole bucket of kfc because this eating disorder will die with me. So in this very second no, but if i was magically to die today that will be very welcomed.
 
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BlazingBob

BlazingBob

I'm still here b/c of my dogs
Oct 28, 2021
600
That would be a resounding HELL YES!
 
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mia_qwerty

Student
Apr 13, 2023
153
Fucking absolutely. Now would be a 'bad' time to do it but I don't care with these conditions.
Whats the situation you are in that's so unbareable? Only if you want to share. I too would go instantly if I could
Yes I would. It's been a year and a half of being sure I need to go and 2 years of being broken. I did try to heal but it's not possible. I would love to go peacefully. I don't have anything prepared yet.
 
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wanttodie

wanttodie

Enlightened
Apr 19, 2018
1,798
yes if I could die right now
 
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