iwantangels
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- Jul 20, 2026
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Fentanyl patches.
Recently my mothers big dog has been diagnosed with bone cancer, an extremely painful and deadly disease in dogs. Because the dog has been in a lot of pain, the vet prescribed him with fentanyl patches that are changed weekly. Extremely lethal to humans, even adults. Doesn't even have to be ingested, the patch just being on your skin will still likely kill you, which is ideal for me as I am extremely avoidant of feeling sick. Even if the patch is years old, as long as the sticky adhesive side is sealed in a bag to keep it from drying out, it can still easily kill you. Getting my hands on one of these discarded patches would be the absolute gold mine.
The only problem is that my country likes to shove their Big Brother surveillance up our fucking asses. The patches are only strictly put on the dog at the vet, and the patches legally need to be returned to the vet as well, everything documented closely. The only chance I would have to die peacefully is to do it within a month, as bone cancer in dogs kills them pretty quickly, and he might not be around for much longer.
I would have to a) Be ready to kill myself, which I am not, b) Find out how to get myself alone with the dog, might not be too hard considering he likes to sleep in an isolated spot, but c) I will have to peel back the patch a little bit and awkwardly stick half of it to my arm for a prolonged period of time. I likely will not be able to die in the comfort of my bed or another location I prefer. Straight up taking the patch is something I could do in theory but I wont. I'll still have to be ready to die within a week, and it is pretty mean and immoral to outright steal the whole patch from the dog too early, as he needs it for the pain. Also wow, you'd be losing your dog first, and then your child. That will probably suck a lot.
Considering all these roadblocks. Is there any possible theories as to how I can get my hands on a discarded fent patch morally? I do not want to take the patch prematurely.
Recently my mothers big dog has been diagnosed with bone cancer, an extremely painful and deadly disease in dogs. Because the dog has been in a lot of pain, the vet prescribed him with fentanyl patches that are changed weekly. Extremely lethal to humans, even adults. Doesn't even have to be ingested, the patch just being on your skin will still likely kill you, which is ideal for me as I am extremely avoidant of feeling sick. Even if the patch is years old, as long as the sticky adhesive side is sealed in a bag to keep it from drying out, it can still easily kill you. Getting my hands on one of these discarded patches would be the absolute gold mine.
The only problem is that my country likes to shove their Big Brother surveillance up our fucking asses. The patches are only strictly put on the dog at the vet, and the patches legally need to be returned to the vet as well, everything documented closely. The only chance I would have to die peacefully is to do it within a month, as bone cancer in dogs kills them pretty quickly, and he might not be around for much longer.
I would have to a) Be ready to kill myself, which I am not, b) Find out how to get myself alone with the dog, might not be too hard considering he likes to sleep in an isolated spot, but c) I will have to peel back the patch a little bit and awkwardly stick half of it to my arm for a prolonged period of time. I likely will not be able to die in the comfort of my bed or another location I prefer. Straight up taking the patch is something I could do in theory but I wont. I'll still have to be ready to die within a week, and it is pretty mean and immoral to outright steal the whole patch from the dog too early, as he needs it for the pain. Also wow, you'd be losing your dog first, and then your child. That will probably suck a lot.
Considering all these roadblocks. Is there any possible theories as to how I can get my hands on a discarded fent patch morally? I do not want to take the patch prematurely.