NSFW I fucked a girl from sasu

[Dome42315]

EDIT: One little detail that doesn't add up though is the "sultry summer morning". OP joined in November.

I think I'm replying to an old comment, but I think OP is from the southern hemisphere (Australia).

 

[Yakui]

this tbh

this may be the post that makes me leave the forum lol

meh, ive seen worse.
the one that comes to mind whenever i think of noteworthy sansu posts was this one guy who talked about how depressed and suicidal he was but that he had recently gotten better, and the reason he got better was because he was independent and could pursue what he wanted in life... before posting a pic of a naked woman in bed next to a table with lines of cocaine on it.
as sansu's main campaigner for our god-given right to hookers and cocaine, what a lucky bastard.

i got a screenshot of that one somewhere but i cant post it for obvious reasons lmao, it got taken down almost immediately.

still yeah, in all seriousness i do get very annoyed when people talk about their lack of loneliness, especially when they have been lonely and things are looking up, and even moreso when their mental health issues somehow actually help in improving it (for example, in this case, joining a forum dedicated to suicide only to meet a romantic partner on it). maybe thats a personal failure on my part and im just a crab pulling others back into the bucket, but jesus, at least post it in recovery where i wont see it ffs.

anyway nice to see ya @eggsausagerice

 

[RiderNo.4]

what in the fuck is this post lmao

title 10/10, 'grats op and sasu girl

 

[eggsausagerice]

still yeah, in all seriousness i do get very annoyed when people talk about their lack of loneliness, especially when they have been lonely and things are looking up, and even moreso when their mental health issues somehow actually help in improving it (for example, in this case, joining a forum dedicated to suicide only to meet a romantic partner on it). maybe thats a personal failure on my part and im just a crab pulling others back into the bucket, but jesus, at least post it in recovery where i wont see it ffs.

it's really hard to not feel bitter and even more lonely seeing people make partners here or talk abour their irl partners/friends. it just makes me want to crush my soul up so that i stop being capable of feeling. i do agree that they should've just post this in recovery. i started spiraling over if anyone's ever thought i was dateable before or if i was just the second option to people before going to sleep. i am happy that people are able to find someone that understands them on sasu, but the majority of the site is going to ctb while a slim few recovers. i can't say that there's anyone in my life that's able to understand me and i don't want to go looking for one if i'll just self sabotage it again.

the fact that there was a naked lady post before is crazy though LOL

 

[Yakui]

it's really hard to not feel bitter and even more lonely seeing people make partners here or talk abour their irl partners/friends. it just makes me want to crush my soul up so that i stop being capable of feeling. i do agree that they should've just post this in recovery. i started spiraling over if anyone's ever thought i was dateable before or if i was just the second option to people before going to sleep. i am happy that people are able to find someone that understands them on sasu, but the majority of the site is going to ctb while a slim few recovers. i can't say that there's anyone in my life that's able to understand me and i don't want to go looking for one if i'll just self sabotage it again.

the fact that there was a naked lady post before is crazy though LOL

yeah, more often than not i consider myself fundamentally unlikeable as a person, and thus completely unloveable. i can barely get along with anyone online, let alone irl and i will probably just end up driving anyone who enters my life away anyway. everyone i know goes away in the end and all that. all my "connections" are fragile like glass at the best of times.

i only know of two people who have ever had a crush on me and i know i was not even the second option, let alone the first, for both. both had next to zero hope of ever coming to anything irl anyway.

i am too broken to really get along with anyone, to be honest. let alone be a romantic option for anyone. i have been alone my whole life and will die alone.

but yeah that post that got taken down was real funny, the guy spent the entire post setting it up just to reveal it was girls and coke lmao

 

[Sakura.]

I just bumped up a thread on this forum that I've been remembering for a year, and I'd like to take this opportunity to bump up this most legendary thread! I hope all is well with you, SaSu girl and SaSu boy!

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

...did y'all meet in the partners thread?

 

[oneirataxia]

Chronically online severely mentally ill suicide forum-using pussy got me ascending

 

[FoolsExpedition]

how do i delete other peoples posts /lh

 

[SASU-KE]

Looks like OP has retired from SASU fame and infamy.

@Sakura. just when OP thought they made it out you pulled them right back in

 

[singingcrow]

lmfao

 

[deleteduser34a26]

i am SO tired of getting notifications from this post, LET IT DIE

 

[Enyan]

Ah... how romantic.

 

[Sakura.]

i am SO tired of getting notifications from this post, LET IT DIE

So I apologize for reviving it some time ago! Please, have a hug!

 

[mutsu]

So I apologize for reviving it some time ago! Please, have a hug!

thank you forever for reviving this post I haven't laughed this hard at replies in a while hsjjjhshs

can a sasu boy and a sasu girl really fall in love,,,

 

['Sraom]

this probably wasnt the best thing to post about considering most people on this website are considering suicide

 

[SASU-KE]

Ah... how romantic.

Your PFP goes perfectly with this statement.

And no OP we're not letting it go. You are always in our thoughts

This thread is comedy gold.

this probably wasnt the best thing to post about considering most people on this website are considering suicide

No, but depressed people are even more in need of a good laugh.

 

[N-methylamphetamine]

I will add that I did want to write a less raunchy title but she insisted that this would be catchy
im not sure if this is against site rules, I have flagged NSFW accordingly but please let me know as I do not wish to offend with my whimsical tales.

the following sounds completely imagined, but I absolutely swear to its authenticity,

the story begins a sultry summer morning in which I happened to chance upon sasu girl who lived near my physical location. she invited me to a rave/local residential get together for a couple's birthday, she told me she wasn't interested in me and made me pretend to be gay to her friends, we got up to all sorts of haberdashery and monkey business. I met friend X at this party, who later referred to me as chopped because I was too whimsical.
END SCENE
I nearly died and my parents kicked me out, sasu girl proceeded to pick me up and we spent several nights at her house getting up to all sorts and varieties of horseplay, I wanted to ctb and had planned on it but something in me told me I was not quite ready..

aforementioned sasu girl is in my bed cuddling me as I type; she wanted me to mention that we did lots of d r u g s.
she is my sweetie pie

over the course of about 2 weeks I went to her house, and she proceeded to have consecutive slumber parties at my house, getting to know my parents. we swapped our flowers with each other

most recently I was pouting over some nonsense and she surprise made out with me, no one has ever wanted me before and my heart fluttered. we had an argument over what we are and doing? but the next time we hung out.. i deflowered her (with consent)

to summarize, this whole story has been described from a decadent perspective, focusing on the pleasures and lusts of life.
but truth be told I am falling in love with this woman, and we have both given each other new vigor for this prison planet..

we proudly present to you sasu girl and sasu boy, now dating. shall I keep you updated?

this...totally happend.


yea man that TOTALLY happend bro, go to the big hub man jfc