Help I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

[Inferdan]

Now I'm feeling sick. I've vomited twice, and almost suffocated from the fluff stuck in my throat (which would've bee nice, but my friend managed to pull enough out to help me breathe again). I've gone to the doctors, and shortly after, was sent to the hospital. I am currently awaiting surgery. Everyone is questioning my friend how I managed to eat half my pillow, as I sit on his lap, chewing on some hay. My friend, who stroked my horns and patted my back regretted giving me a pillow. Should I worry about the surgery? I'm worried that
I won't be able to eat tires and cans anymore. Oh, wait, don't they put you to sleep, too? What are they going to do to me??

Don't ask how I can type with hooves, either.

 

[peacefully31425]

I hate when this happens

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I hate when this happens

I know. It's so ba-a-a-a-ad.

 

[Mort]

I know. It's so ba-a-a-a-ad.

I think sum one feeling a little sheepish;) LOL :D

 

[It'llNeverEnd]

I've heard of this as a dad joke, but never actually really happening
shhhhhh I need this to actually happen

 

[Inferdan]

I think sum one feeling a little sheepish;) LOL :D

Don't worry, the time it'll take for them to open up will be bleating *turns back to my shirt and rubber salad*