How will you be found?

[ImNotReal]

Just a weird thought experiment. I probably won't be found until the evening the next day. My parents won't see me not being around as anything unusual until I dont come down for dinner. They'll probably ask my brother to go check on me and he'd probably discover my body. I can't figure out how he'd react though. You guys wanna share?

 

[asocial]

probably days after the deed is done due to the stench of a rotting corpse

 

[MercenariesofMidgar]

I don't want anyone to worry too much... will have a planned sms message for my friend that ive kicked the bucket and walked plank

 

[cme-dme]

I'd probably drive somewhere far away and do the deed in a hotel. I really don't want my family to discover my body. I'm not sure when somebody would enter the room in that situation! I doubt enough time would pass for me to get all rotten and gross. They'd probably enter when they want me to pay up. I dunno.

 

[DeadEndRoad]

Not at all preferably. I won't make any decisions until the people who would be upset by my death die themselves. Which would just be my parents. After that I could just disappear and I don't anyone would go looking. If someone were to find me I don't think I'd even be recognizable by that point. I'm not in any system anywhere so DNA is out of the question. If I go far enough away no missing persons report would reach that location.



Also I had a question about your username. Why do you call yourself femcelloser? Is it because you hate men or is it because you've never been with anybody? I'm sorry if it's a little too personal I don't mean to be rude or anything. And I'm certainly not judging you. I'm just curious

 

[NonEssential]

I know of this small bridge in a forest, so I think some poor fellow is gonna find a hanging corpse there.

 

[ImNotReal]

Also I had a question about your username. Why do you call yourself femcelloser? Is it because you hate men or is it because you've never been with anybody? I'm sorry if it's a little too personal I don't mean to be rude or anything. And I'm certainly not judging you. I'm just curious

To be completely honest it's neither I don't even consider myself a 'femcel" I just think it's funny and is easier then calling myself a doomer or whatever. Plus I'm into alot of the same shit those internet poisoned incel Types are so I just call myself that

 

[jvnko]

prob be found in my room after nobody hears from me, or the smell of my body. planning to use sn

 

[Jisatsu]

Leaned over with a rope around my neck or passed out in bed with a empty salty cup

 

[barely_afloat]

I don't know how long it would take for me to be found. It can range from a day to a week. My neck will be in a noose. My room will be especially clean. I want to have at least some dignity before I CTB.

 

[Nervous young man]

I'll be found pretty quickly because I'm going to have a friend alert authorities a couple hours after I died. I don't like the idea of bloating up and turning all brown and gross. I plan to ctb in an old studio so there won't be anyone else who will see my mess other than the paramedics. I just hope they put me on ice quickly I want to look like Laura Palmer when they bury me not a zombie!

 

[FuneralCry]

It would never matter to me as after all I won't exist by that point and anyway everyone has to die somewhere someday, existing to me is just waiting to die and once I'm gone this futile, torturous existence will be no longer my concern, all I hope for is to be permanently unconscious of this existence, I just want to never suffer ever again, I'd be so relieved to be free from this existence of unnecessary suffering.

 

[Forever Sleep]

If all goes to plan, a couple of days after the deed by police.

 

[Christian5483]

I hope I'll never be found, at least not by anyone I know

 

[greebo6]

Won't be found for a while probably. No one cares enough to make it sooner.
Method is hanging at home , so it will appear /look like you'd expect.