How to Suicide? (wrong answers only)

[Pessimist]

Listen to Cannibal Corpse

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Cosplay as Zato-1 and make an appointment with Faust
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[Symbiote]

Play "Whats Under the Kitchen Sink" roulette.

 

[Depressed Cat]

Sleep continuously till the sleep becomes permanent

 

[DocNo]

play a judas priest album backwards

 

[Euthanasia]

After recruiting my partner, he anesthetizes me and takes all of my organs and puts them in an empty bottle.

 

[Squalo]

getting run over by a parked truck.

 

[DocNo]

replay the chess game from "the seventh seal"

 

[Murasa]

Meditate until you achieve astral travel, once achieved do not return to your body

 

[Silenos]

@Elusive Phantom Quantum suicide

 

[Mohkinstsis_falls]

just throw the toaster in the bath. you don't even have to plug it in!

 

[callme]

Go at an army giveaway charity event, enter the food tent where you mistake a grenade for a meatball with an onion ring on it.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Playing pool against Venom.

 

[Acopia]

This always makes me smile

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I wonder who, and more importantly, how they figured the number of bananas one needs to consume to ctb.
Also, generally, HOW one needs to consume said bananas?

Using myself as a metric, I think I can hold 10 bananas (probably less, though) before starting to vomit.
Who and HOW did they successfully feed someone 400 bananas?

Andre The Giant doesn't count.
Even then, he could hold... maybe 50 before vomiting?

 

[Toonloon]

Eat a Popeye's biscuit without any water.

Omfg soooooo true

 

[Murasa]

Playing pool against Venom.

Another option is domestic violence, but your partner is Dizzy.

 

[Toonloon]

Does that thing really exist?

Yes. They are to keep the urine scent down. Idk the logistics cause I'm not a guy but when I was a little girl my dad used to drag me into the men's bathroom while he went to avoid kidnappers. At the Time he told me they were called piss cakes and to stair at the fucking wall memories. Lol

 

[Silenos]

Hold hands with someone who's HIV positive

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Cut your wrists horizontally.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Cut your wrists horizontally.

"Remember kids, down the lane, not across the street."

 

[Acopia]

Or this one..

 

[Symbiote]

Increase the chance of death by jumping off the first floor with a knife to your chest.

 

[NSA]

Drink too much Four Loko.

 

[Symbiote]

Drink too much Four Loko.

Dude, one of my former friends drank 6 cans of 4 Loko, his legs swelled up and he got edema from it, not to mention he was messed up mentally from it.