How to Suicide? (wrong answers only)

[Sea Turtle]

Skydive, but forget the parachute at home

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Take a bunch of ibuprofen. You'll screw up your kidneys and liver, but at least you'll still be alive.

 

[Sarros]

Eat a Popeye's biscuit without any water.

 

[nolongerhuman]

Step on a Lego

 

[Sunset Limited]

Stop breathing. Old but gold :)

 

[Symbiote]

Slice across your wrists.

 

[lunarflower]

Cover yourself in honey and wait in the forest for a bear

 

[sadstuffie]

eat a single mcnugget

 

[Squalo]

forgetting to breathe.

 

[Joey]

Go Bungee jumping and forget the cord

 

[deleted]

lighting a firework up your ass, sticking a pencil in both eyes, covering yourself in honey and chaining yourself in the middle of the forest and letting the bugs eat you slowly

 

[KimKevorkian]

Jump off a one story house.

From the basement

 

[Burned out]

 

[Symbiote]

Some guy killed himself lighting a roman candle and place it in his mouth.

 

[Silenos]

Drown yourself in the shower.

 

[Joey]

Scuba Dive in a pool of sharks

 

[KimKevorkian]

Scuba Dive in a pool of sharks

I just read of someone whose fantasy is to be devoured by a bunch of Great Whites. Uh, thanks, but I'll try N. But I'm all for gangbangers to be lowered head first into a tank of sharks. I wonder if the sharks would chip their teeth on all the chains though, yo? What? Nobody wants to be smothered by Harvey Weinstein? Why am I the only weirdo here?

 

[Joey]

I just read of someone whose fantasy is to be devoured by a bunch of Great Whites. Uh, thanks, but I'll try N. But I'm all for gangbangers to be lowered head first into a tank of sharks. I wonder if the sharks would chip their teeth on all the chains though, yo?

Also another one, making friends with Sharks

 

[KimKevorkian]

How do you guys do those little movie and cartoon clips? I enjoy the hell out of them, and am mystified that you guys can figure this stuff out. What a dolt I am. Friends with sharks.........there's this totally smokin' babular gal, Ocean Ramsey, who swims with huge great whites. Look her up. Unbelievable. But I eat too much tuna and my seafood karma is precipitous at best. Not pushing my luck.I don't even mess with red ants. What if there's another dimension where they are gigantic and they know when you were a kid burning them with a magnifying glass? No way. Ahimsa, baby. Ahimsa.

 

[.............]

Consuming dry baby formula

 

[Weebster]

Drink some water (I wish that I could ctb this way)

That's deadly in large amounts. A few gallons or so from what I've read.

 

[...]

Manifest it. With a positive mindset and the right mindset, anything is possible

 

[orange]

Stick your head in the oven

 

[NSA]

Stick your head in the oven

An electric oven.

 

[stygal]

Lick every public toilets door knob

 

[fox_wannabe]

Call suicide helpline (not hot line! help line!) and ask for help.
They have plenty of volunteers willing to help you with suicide!

Spoiler: cursed

You could also go back into your mothers womb and decompose yourself back into basic proteins feeding her for months or even years, making your sacrifice worth It.

Lick every public toilets door knob

Nah, that is how you get super powers

 

[LivideLamb]

Getting a tight hug from someone

 

[Ringo]

Just say "Fetus Deletus!"

 

[Symbiote]

Lick every public toilets door knob

Take it a step further and eat the urinal cakes.

 

[Ringo]

Take it a step further and eat the urinal cakes.

Does that thing really exist?