Discussion How to get someone to find you after ctb

[Smart No More]

I'm imagining a cat with a bib round their neck, knife and fork in hands/paws, glass of wine on table and eating their owner through streams of tears. Lol. Like, "I'm so sorry I must eat you".....spits bone out.... "you taste delicious though"... "sob sob chew"... Etc.


Honestly though, I don't think my cat would eat me. I don't think she would get through my clothes and skin tbh. I will leave a lot of food within reach for her anyway so that she can access it with minimal effort without it going off too fast.

 

[weallneedtovent]

I'm imagining a cat with a bib round their neck, knife and fork in hands/paws, glass of wine on table and eating their owner through streams of tears. Lol. Like, "I'm so sorry I must eat you".....spits bone out.... "you taste delicious though"... "sob sob chew"... Etc.

Propper chuckling at these last couple of replies

I was being entirely genuine too! There was an article a few years ago where a lady had died and the cats had eaten her feet. But the imagery here is just spectacular

 

[WaterHemlock]

Well, I'd planned on leaving a note on the mailbox for the mailperson to call the cops. Even if I don't get mail every day, they should find me fairly soon.

 

[KayKay]

I hope I won't be found - at least not soon. I plan to take my SN (it's on the way. Yay!!) when I'm far away up the mountains in a tent.

Maybe some Feral cats will find me ;)