how old are you?

[TriggerHappy]

FUCK IT, YOURE ALL SO FUCKING YOUNG?!!!!!!!!!
seriously, I meant no harm in my previous post when I said
"Give us your children, those we don't fuck we eat" (my shirt design for Pride, a commentary on the envious heteronormal cravings we queers suffer from...)
or my other one about my ideal job being an ice-cream truck driver so I can steal children..
Wow i couldv been arrested, again. But u love me for my sickfuckd humour right?!
I'm sorry, mommy. (I've been to prison and while I did find true love there, I also lost my conscience) I'm finding my way back (thats a lie: im doomed...truly.).

So maybe with all you kids about we should start a little league team?
Or don't any of you play well with others?
"The PsychoKillers" maybe, and you can wear black (except for the pastel goth kid with the kitty ears) and you can just baseballbatbeat the bejesus out of whomever
(ball skills are overated on the field, not in bed tho)
And to think I lecture ethics. I'm so fired! (already sleeping with an ex (masters) student) so not unexpected....
In my time we had Pethadene and AIDS, so there's no excuse... (for not...)
that said I hope u kids are taking irresponsible risks (the purpose of youth) yeah?

 

[watereyes]

19. babywizzie.

 

[BeautifulMosaics]

24. All the youth opportunities that I just let pass me by will be gone by 25. I probably won't see 26 at the latest. It hurts to see the opportunities and potential you could've utilized pass you by while embodying pure apathy at the same time.. I did try - but something is wrong/different within me that doctors aren't aware of yet.

 

[Flare]

Within the 25-29 range.
Apologies for not providing an exact age but I'd rather not post anything that could link my profile to me.

 

[paininme]

31

 

[Versailles]

23

 

[FinalDestination]

22 - I don't think I could handle another year or birthday so here's hoping it's the last :')

 

[CC123]

42

 

[weremole666]

38

 

[Adamsnolife]

33

 

[HomesickAlien]

43

 

[NoPointToContinue]

29 here

 

[fox_wannabe]

early twenties

 

[JonL666]

39 midlife crisis coming soon lol. Might get some leather pants and an aardvark don't know why always wanted an aardvark!

 

[Cannedbones]

21

 

[Stroopwafel.]

28

 

[grasping_at_straws]

38, 39 in December. I've been caught multiple times so I'm under watch by therapists and family

 

[nico1420]

37

 

[Jack4230]

19

 

[FailureGirl]

28

 

[AndromedaZ]

Somehow I'm 27. I don't know how I made it this far

 

[nofutureghost]

19 :/

 

[hummmingbird]

23 on this earth plane

 

[Yiyo123]

I'm 50 .., very close to 51

 

[TriggerHappy]

39 midlife crisis coming soon lol. Might get some leather pants and an aardvark don't know why always wanted an aardvark!

Yeah, nothing shouts 'midlife crisis' louder than an aardvark on the passenger seat of your red Porsche boxer....
(in my day it was a blond with a big chest... see how non gender specific I can be?!
Nyeh nyeh, I'm 'evolved').

 

[JonL666]

Yeah, nothing shouts 'midlife crisis' louder than an aardvark on the passenger seat of your red Porsche boxer....
(in my day it was a blond with a big chest... see how non gender specific I can be?!
Nyeh nyeh, I'm 'evolved').

Haha well I thought an Aardvark on a Harley would be a modern take on it but I don't have a Harley and sourcing Aardvarks seem to be problematic, so I guess I will settle for a blonde with a nice well yes chest........that's the word I shall be evolved too! Never even mentioned big tits...oh dammit!

 

[TriggerHappy]

Haha well I thought an Aardvark on a Harley would be a modern take on it but I don't have a Harley and sourcing Aardvarks seem to be problematic, so I guess I will settle for a blonde with a nice well yes chest........that's the word I shall be evolved too! Never even mentioned big tits...oh dammit!

'Tits like torpedoes' is the heteroscum way to put it, no shame in that... is there? (men are sexobjects too! I swear to this :: the first time i Iet a man break my heart, my mom gave me this advice: ""boys are like busses, there's one every twenty minutes!""
♤♡ To this day my friends often quote her!)♡♤
Anyway i actually have biker friends that have Harleys and almost underage stripper girlfriends (we all have Daddy Complexes!)
Sorry to say the most beautiful tits I've ever seen (and v:jayjay for that matter) were Amanda Lepore's (she was a he, before it became trendy). But those tits are a force all of their own!
Although Dita Von Teese comes in at a smouldering second. She 'dated' Marilyn Manson, apparently (now there's a depraved Halloween "Goth-n-Gore-oh-give-me-more-orgy" I wanna be part of... erm (talking of midlife crises, nah damn it - its just a crises!!) suffered it (this sickness) forever.
Hello nurse?
Grrrr.

 

[somedayillbefree]

I turned 21 in July. That's still more years than I expected to give myself.

 

[Maravillosa]

54. My 55th birthday is on September 23.

 

[nottheend]

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