How long since the last time that you had sex with other person ?

[Tortured_empath]

4 years

 

[Lmd]

Ancient legend (from somewhere in the early 2000s) says you will become a wizard if you reach the age of 30 as a virgin.

So using a wizard as a sacrifice gives you extra points?

 

[Celerity]

W

21 and two years university.

What? I thought the cutoff was 30.

 

[DisillusionedDragon]

I have never had sex with someone but I also don't really care about that. I'm not asexual but I'm absolutely fine with never having sex with someone else.

 

[Makko]

So using a wizard as a sacrifice gives you extra points?

If you can catch one in the wild. If not, you can exploit their one obvious weakness to rob them of their magical powers.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Less than 12 hours.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Ancient legend (from somewhere in the early 2000s) says you will become a wizard if you reach the age of 30 as a virgin.

Oh, now I get it!
So now I can tell people I once sacrificed myself to save the world from an evil wizard that was just about to gain powers and would probably use them to torture all of the humanity. And I thought I had no achievements.

 

[Lmd]

Oh, now I get it!
So now I can tell people I once sacrificed myself to save the world from an evil wizard that was just about to gain powers and would probably use them to torture all of the humanity. And I thought I had no achievements.

It's an interesting way of flirting for sure.

 

[Bigpink]

About 18 months ago. Not since a divorce

 

[shy]

So, regarding the whole wizard thing, do I get my powers all at once or is it a new skill I have to learn once I turn 30? I still have 7 dangerous years of protecting my sacred virginity in front of me, should I already start researching spells?

Does Hogwarts offer courses for virgin wizards? They didn't show any of that in the movies at least, I guess they had to cut that part because it doesn't sell well.

 

[Mentalmick]

So, regarding the whole wizard thing, do I get my powers all at once or is it a new skill I have to learn once I turn 30? I still have 7 dangerous years of protecting my sacred virginity in front of me, should I already start researching spells?

Does Hogwarts offer courses for virgin wizards? They didn't show any of that in the movies at least, I guess they had to cut that part because it doesn't sell well.

Hogwarts is for pussies, you're going to Isengard.

 

[Makko]

So, regarding the whole wizard thing, do I get my powers all at once or is it a new skill I have to learn once I turn 30? I still have 7 dangerous years of protecting my sacred virginity in front of me, should I already start researching spells?

Does Hogwarts offer courses for virgin wizards? They didn't show any of that in the movies at least, I guess they had to cut that part because it doesn't sell well.

You must focus on gathering your virgin energy to be able to unleash the ultimate wizard technique. It's not something you learn through books but rather an innate power that comes from within. A strong and pure sorcerous fire that has long been extinguished in the hearts of muggles.

 

[Lucien]

"The reabsorption of semen by the blood (…) perhaps prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces towards the overcoming of resistances (…) The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm pretty sure he slept with prostitutes despite writing that. In all fairness maybe he managed to not ejaculate. In the other camp you have Aleister Crowley, very famous occultist who practiced "sex magick" and that was apparently a big thing with him.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

"The reabsorption of semen by the blood (…) perhaps prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces towards the overcoming of resistances (…) The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits"

- Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm pretty sure he slept with prostitutes despite writing that. In all fairness maybe he managed to not ejaculate.

Another example of Nietzsche potentially being the most successful troll in human history... The more I know about his teachings the more I suspect he hardly believed half of that himself.

It's an interesting way of flirting for sure.

"I think I can sense magic in you. A dark force that is about to take over. Let me save you from it..."
Imagine me whispering this to someone, and you'll have a full picture of why I haven't had any sex in years and am unlikely to have any ever again.

 

[DecidedMnl]

I've never had any sex with other human being.

How come?

 

[embrace_release]

Maybe.. one month? With my ex that kinda cheated on me, her actions messed my sex drive up though

 

[Celerity]

How come?

I can answer as a fellow soon-to-be wizard/witch. I don't like a lot of people, particularly men, and those are the only ones who've tried to date me (a woman). I'm also just not that good-looking, and Bud Light poured on a summer-hot sidewalk has more personality than me.

 

[Lmd]

"I think I can sense magic in you. A dark force that is about to take over. Let me save you from it..."
Imagine me whispering this to someone, and you'll have a full picture of why I haven't had any sex in years and am unlikely to have any ever again.

I-I actually think that's a good one... But my way of flirting it's like this video:

I'm both people by the way. I don't take any hints because I can't process someone liking me so the fact that I'm not going to become a witch seems like a miracle lol

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

"The reabsorption of semen by the blood (…) perhaps prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces towards the overcoming of resistances (…) The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits"

This is biologically incorrect and the guy was half-insane until he became completely insane (if I remember correctly).

If u don't cum, the cummies will get ejaculated @ night.

 

[Makko]

I-I actually think that's a good one... But my way of flirting it's like this video:

I'm both people by the way. I don't take any hints because I can't process someone liking me so the fact that I'm not going to become a witch seems like a miracle lol

It's fine, we'll let you hang out with us and you might even get to hold a wand.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

l'd like a female friend but sex No Thanks I'll pass!

Fuck yes! SEX IS GARBAGE AND NO ONE LIKES IT!

 

[Squiddy]

I've never had sex, but I've had many opportunities to lose my v card. Just was never interested in the other guys.

 

[grungeCat]

How come?

Dunno, man. Guess I'm too boring or weird or both.

 

[Lmd]

It's fine, we'll let you hang out with us and you might even get to hold a wand.

I was thinking of something like celebrating your 30th birthdays in the middle of a forest.

 

[Lucien]

This is biologically incorrect and the guy was half-insane until he became completely insane (if I remember correctly).

If u don't cum, the cummies will get ejaculated @ night.

I don't support the Nietzschean Cummies Conjecture for the most part.

However unused semen is actually broken down and reabsorbed by the body. What component of it, if any, ends up in the bloodstream I can't say.

 

[Carrotcake]

Maybe a month ago. It's for my partner, because I know he enjoys it. I haven't had a positive feeling in years so it's just this weird routine. But it is depressing to do something that you are supposed to enjoy but there is just nothing. It's also strange to me how he is still attracted to me when I feel like a walking corpse.

 

[Mentalmick]

Maybe a month ago. It's for my partner, because I know he enjoys it. I haven't had a positive feeling in years so it's just this weird routine. But it is depressing to do something that you are supposed to enjoy but there is just nothing. It's also strange to me how he is still attracted to me when I feel like a walking corpse.

I would say you're very special to him.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

However unused semen is actually broken down and reabsorbed by the body. What component of it, if any, ends up in the bloodstream I can't say.

Yeah, I've heard of this. Guess that'll be useful if someone wants to get a little mineral boost or sum. Not worth the price when you can just pop 1/10 of a multivitamin or whatever the reabsorbed cummies contains and avoid getting violent erections at funerals or having trouble sleeping.

 

[kovkay]

~2 years

 

[MindFrog]

I never have and I dont think I'll ever will. Maybe it's not just for me.

On the other hand, I already have a broom and a black cat. All I need now is a hat to complete the set.