How do you plan to fuck over the living before you die?

[WadeingThru]

When I'm gone, a tiny, tiny part of everything wrong with humanity will be eliminated and even though I know it's only a small amount, it would still be a net positive.

If you being here is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

If you being here is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

Thanks, I guess.

 

[aludnelac]

Slash your own tires when you've gotten to your location so it'll cost someone money in order to sell it off?

i have no need to fuck people over.. i mean, i might want to make it so people in my life are aware how they've contributed to making me feel cornered and fucked, but ultimately i just want my last thoughts to be seen and understood, there's no satisfaction in fucking over people or being too much trouble for me..

 

[OldDrummer]

Again, a bit like what Buddha said about drinking poison yourself and expecting your enemy to die.

 

[mandyjohnuk]

30 minutes of burn time cotton wick with fireworks fuse wedged in so after 30 minutes it will ignite the fuse which will in turn ignite the open gas knobs on my cooker. No more house. Lol.

 

[OnlyTheWind]

I don't know if this counts, but I will be messaging people before my death, including my crush who now seems further than ever. I want everyone to know why I'm doing it.

 

[CiproKilledMe]

30 minutes of burn time cotton wick with fireworks fuse wedged in so after 30 minutes it will ignite the fuse which will in turn ignite the open gas knobs on my cooker. No more house. Lol.

Damn, son.

 

[mandyjohnuk]

Damn, son.

Sweet.

 

[mandyjohnuk]

Sweet.

You know it. I'm seriously considering it because my Landlord is a total so and so But it would badly affect my neighbour's.

 

[OnlyTheWind]

You know it. I'm seriously considering it because my Landlord is a total so and so But it would badly affect my neighbour's.

I think it would be really cool.

 

[Pain In The Ass]

I was considering setting fire to my newly-built local GP surgery in the early hours, by pouring petrol through the letterbox and then igniting with a firework, just to fuck the NHS out of millions for pissing me off, but then I realised it would make CTB more urgent and stressful, what with the police dogs and helicopters trying to find me, and it may make my parents situation even worse than it has to be, so I decided not to bother.

 

[MyStateKilledMe]

My plan to fuck over the living, as a child, before CTB'ing was to deprive my parents of an opportunity to punish me. Basically, after getting a bad grade (which my parents hated with a violent passion) or breaking something in the home, I'd CTB. So, let's say my parents picked up my report card with a bad grade at school, got a call from a teacher that I didn't do my homework, or found out I broke a vase or the TV. They'd immediately get excited about punishing me. But instead of seeing my scared, timid face, they find my cold, lifeless body.

As for today... Back in spring of 2020, I planned to mail an angry letter to my state's politicians, who created mass lockdowns and social isolation, which drove me to want to CTB. (That's the origin of my username.) Since my state is liberal, its lockdowns were one of the worst in America. I'm pretty sure my state's Democrats wouldn't care about me CTB'ing. But I also planned on mailing copies to the news media, both liberal and conservative, to ruin my state politicians' careers.