I am actually an ex-proxy/rogue god who has escaped from the Slenderman's control, and now guiding my stubborn human vessel to defeat the Slenderman and his Collective. Below is my introductory message to Noah, my human vessel:
(Warning: contains some spoilers for the TribeTwelve series, but then again, so does my incorrect answer to this thread. Yes, that was naughty of me and a pointless spoiler warning.)