Discussion Gruesome ways to CTB, but what one would you choose ?

[nolongerhuman]

Guillotine, unless I'm feeling particularly self-loathing that day, in which case I probably wouldn't have the cahoonies to actually pick the bill but I'd at least think about it

 

[Jumper Geo]

Grim these.
I live by a castle that used to have capital punishment outside it and worked next to one that also did the punishment. Was rough working there felt very unsafe with the spirits.

but me... Gillotine

Yeah could be a bit scary,


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Spirits woo, lol



Cheers

Geo

 

[loopylou]

Yeah could be a bit scary,

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Spirits woo, lol



Cheers

Geo

Haha thanks Geo! Know how to cheer a girl up. Vodka night tomoz ! Yesssss

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Canon seems rather more human then the others .

What's flaying the skin. We forgot abt crucifixions
Why no one mentioned a popular one . Crucification ???

 

[purple꿈]

either guillotine or drowning. the other methods seems too painful, on the other hand guillotine is fast and an instant death

 

[hfdepression30]

either guillotine or drowning. the other methods seems too painful, on the other hand guillotine is fast and an instant death

Guillotine would make everything so much easier. No head, no life. Instant. Painless. I read a story on the news yesterday about a woman in my hometown who was suffering a rare allergy that made her suicidal. She had a pond in front of her home, so she tied bricks and rocks to her clothing, jumped in and drown herself. I just can't imagine the feeling of water flooding ones lungs..

 

[Jumper Geo]

Unless




Cheers

Geo

 

[Jumper Geo]

This is a terrible way to die or be murdered.

Man with Down's syndrome 'kidnapped, stuffed in coffin & CREMATED ALIVE'

A MAN with Down’s syndrome was reportedly kidnapped, drugged, stuffed in a coffin and cremated alive in place of a wealthy stranger. The murderer, known only by his surname Huang, abducted Li…

www.thesun.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

 

[hfdepression30]

This is a terrible way to die or be murdered.

Man with Down's syndrome 'kidnapped, stuffed in coffin & CREMATED ALIVE'

A MAN with Down’s syndrome was reportedly kidnapped, drugged, stuffed in a coffin and cremated alive in place of a wealthy stranger. The murderer, known only by his surname Huang, abducted Li…

www.thesun.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

Oh wow.. I'm not religious, so I don't necessarily believe in heaven and hell, but things like this makes me hope there's some sort of capital punishment after death for terrible acts of violence. Just awful. Reading things like this makes me ashamed to be human. Disgusting.

 

[Jumper Geo]

I've heard that saying swim with the fishes, this could be my next holiday destination, hire a small boat, boozed-up for my swim.

Shark infested island in Indian Ocean has so many attacks swimming is BANNED

A PARADISE island in the Indian Ocean is so infested with sharks that swimming and surfing have been banned over fears of attacks. Sharks prowling the waters off Réunion Island near the coast of Ma…

www.thesun.co.uk

Cheers

Geo

 

[Last chance]

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I can see one small reason why he felt the need to do this ;)

 

[Tintypographer]

Pecked to death by vicious well-trained birds

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

Imagine falling in

 

[Jumper Geo]

I think a few crooks have been killed by these old crushers.



Cheers

Geo

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

I think a few crooks have been killed by these old crushers.



Cheers

Geo

Character ctb that way on X Files

 

[FuneralCry]

Drowning. I think the biggest problem with this method is the survival instinct though.

 

[Pookie]

Hands down I'd choose the guillotine. Or should I rather say "heads" down lol.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Imagine falling in

Didn't some bird use one of those to kill a load(about 500+) of smelly zombies in The Walking Dead?

 

[sick.faery]

either the guillotine, cos it's pretty instant and painless pretty much or drowning bc i kinda don't want to have a decapitated corpse, even though it's not as quick and easy

 

[Symbiote]

The tree cutters were in my neighborhood this morning. Parked the wood chipper in front of my house, was envisioning myself going head-first into one and becoming mulch.

 

[FinalDestination]

I think guillotine or drowning. Better yet if I'm intoxicated for both. Or even better, both for the hell of it

 

[Jumper Geo]

The tree cutters were in my neighborhood this morning. Parked the wood chipper in front of my house, was envisioning myself going head-first into one and becoming mulch.

That reminded me of the scene from Happy Death Day but you have to do the face on the run-up,

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Cheers

Geo

 

[Mizuri]

Drowning.

Although drowning (and asphyxiation in general) seems to be literally the scariest thing for anyone due to the instincts or other shit, there is something in drowning. Knowing that you are going to die and you can do nothing about it, this feeling of being tied, immobilized and completely helpless. It almost turns me on. Yes, I'm very horny.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Think I'll do drowning. Only because if I'm prepared, I could just knock myself out before getting plunged.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Smothered in spreadable cheese and eaten by a pack of Weremice! eek!

 

[Jumper Geo]

Death by Train, but if you look at their career you would have thought they would be the last people to CTB or Train.



Cheers

Geo

 

[nopointofliving]

I'm sorry.... our life suffering is already enough. These methods are horrible, and made me wanna live more

If you insist, I'd go for drowning, since I already consider the shallow water blackout method.

 

[ShutUpEli]

If you choose anything besides the guillotine you have more balls than I lmao. I get we're in a lot of pain here but frankly I want my exit to be one of the things I don't have to worry about. They even specially designed the guillotine to work quick and effectively. At one point, I believe a design was drafted with just a flatline razor instead of the diagonal one we have now; this is actually to aid in the cutting of the bone, as a diagonal will slice through the marrow much quicker than if just a flat blade. It's sad to see that at one point humanity had it's shit together and could kill someone quickly. Now the best thing we have (officially) is what, the electric chair? Yeah, I've seen the Green Mile one too many times to even begin to think about that one, haha

 

[fishtacos4me]

I'm so surprised so many ppl chose drowning. That seems so f ing scary to me.
I'm not totally convinced that guillotine is instant, though I have no reason to believe that at all.
Of the methods in the original post, I would choose cannon. I want a huge cannon. I've thought it would be nice if I blew up to the point where there was no body, no pieces big enough to even pick up. Sometimes I don't just want to die, I want to be completely and totally destroyed.

Since I don't have access to a big cannon, my ideal method would be to crawl in a compost pile with an exit bag. I would hope to decompose before being found. It's not that I want to hide my death, I just don't want anyone to have to deal with me ever again, not even to cremate me. I just want to clean up after myself, I want to dispose of my own body and not have someone else do it.

 

[AMG44]

Absolutely the guillotine. Can't imagine any others. And it should be fairly instant