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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
Suicidal jokes are pretty funny,
But it's even funnier when it ends! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
I'm alive, but currently that's one of my biggest problems.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
Why did the chicken commit suicide ???
To get to the other side. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
A suicide bomb instructor is training a class.
Ok!! Everybody! Pay very close attention now! I can only demonstrate this once!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Just_Another_Person

Just_Another_Person

Experienced
Sep 16, 2024
203
People here seem very cool, I'd like do hang out with them but they already hang themselves.
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems....
...if I could just get the right people to try it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
I am chasing death but he is faster.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
No matter how many drafts of my suicide note I write, I just can't seem to end it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

"I was talking to my therapist and he goes, 'You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them.' I was like, 'You too.'"
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
Richard Pryor...
(From a documentary on Vice)


Thinking about death, though, I'd like to die like my father died.
Right? My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died, right,
And the woman was 18.
My father came and went at the same time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Gl1tch3d G1rl

Gl1tch3d G1rl

My mom must've had a virus coz I was born a glitch
Aug 10, 2021
1,381
I've got one!

How to become a murderer without going to jail according to society:
Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Gl1tch3d G1rl

Gl1tch3d G1rl

My mom must've had a virus coz I was born a glitch
Aug 10, 2021
1,381
Bad serial killers kill for their own enjoyment,
good serial killers kill to end ppls suffering.

Hope this didn't get too dark.
What did the psychiatrist say to the patient who asked for privacy?

"We can't allow privacy, it's just too dangerous!"
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
I have heard it said that when
One door closes
God opens up a window
But I live on the seventh floor

Honours go to VoilΓ  (train of thoughts)
Gave me a good chuckle.
 
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Gl1tch3d G1rl

Gl1tch3d G1rl

My mom must've had a virus coz I was born a glitch
Aug 10, 2021
1,381
I've been told my whole life to hang in there,
It's time I finally did just that.

Naval Season 6 GIF by Friends
 
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maniac116

maniac116

My own worst enemyπŸŒΉπŸ’”
Aug 10, 2024
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"I'd say at least I'm alive, but currently that's one of my biggest problems." πŸ₯΄πŸ€”
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
My health insurance plan is to get so sick, so fast I die before I care

I wouldn't say I'm quirky. But there is definitely something wrong with me.
 
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Lost Magic

Lost Magic

Illuminated
May 5, 2020
3,206
This is from a Tales from the Crypt episode.
Home chopping
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
My health insurance plan is to get so sick, so fast, I die before I care
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
Mommy, mommy, why is dad so pale? Shut up, kid, and keep digging.
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
If– eh, when I die, can you play a pre-recorded voice recording in the coffin when no one is looking so it sounds like I'm not actually dead? Let's give them a little hope before I crush em' again one last time."
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
311
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep walking in circles?
Be quiet, or I'll nail your other foot to the ground as well.
 
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NoPoint2Life

NoPoint2Life

Why is this so hard?
Aug 31, 2024
799
If– eh, when I die, can you play a pre-recorded voice recording in the coffin when no one is looking so it sounds like I'm not actually dead? Let's give them a little hope before I crush em' again one last time."
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I think someone actually shared a real YouTube video on this recently. Maybe @foreversleep?
I don't think the people had any hope but it certainly got them to smile and laugh, and I'm sure with that person's imagination that they were thinking that is exactly something the deceased person would do
 
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Electra

Electra

The relief of giving in to destruction
Jul 1, 2024
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
10,651
From SNL:

A new study suggests that taking more than a 1,000 steps a day can reduce the risk of depression...
Or... You can end your depression with one step. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
 
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NoPoint2Life

NoPoint2Life

Why is this so hard?
Aug 31, 2024
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From SNL:

A new study suggests that taking more than a 1,000 steps a day can reduce the risk of depression...
Or... You can end your depression with one step. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
jumping bbc one GIF by BBC
I saw that on TV and thought of this thread right away. I wanted to see if I could find a clip on YouTube, but I was too lazy.
 
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Electra

The relief of giving in to destruction
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