
not-2-b-the-answer
Archangel
- Mar 23, 2018
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Suicidal jokes are pretty funny,
But it's even funnier when it ends!


But it's even funnier when it ends!



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I think someone actually shared a real YouTube video on this recently. Maybe @foreversleep?Ifβ eh, when I die, can you play a pre-recorded voice recording in the coffin when no one is looking so it sounds like I'm not actually dead? Let's give them a little hope before I crush em' again one last time."
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I saw that on TV and thought of this thread right away. I wanted to see if I could find a clip on YouTube, but I was too lazy.From SNL:
A new study suggests that taking more than a 1,000 steps a day can reduce the risk of depression...
Or... You can end your depression with one step.
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