not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
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Suicidal jokes are pretty funny,
But it's even funnier when it ends! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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I'm alive, but currently that's one of my biggest problems.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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Why did the chicken commit suicide ???
To get to the other side. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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A suicide bomb instructor is training a class.
Ok!! Everybody! Pay very close attention now! I can only demonstrate this once!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Just_Another_Person

Just_Another_Person

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Sep 16, 2024
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People here seem very cool, I'd like do hang out with them but they already hang themselves.
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems....
...if I could just get the right people to try it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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I am chasing death but he is faster.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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No matter how many drafts of my suicide note I write, I just can't seem to end it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

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Jul 3, 2024
232
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

"I was talking to my therapist and he goes, 'You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them.' I was like, 'You too.'"
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

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Mar 23, 2018
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Richard Pryor...
(From a documentary on Vice)


Thinking about death, though, I'd like to die like my father died.
Right? My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died, right,
And the woman was 18.
My father came and went at the same time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Silent_cries

Silent_cries

Tired of fighting the system just to get nowhere..
Aug 10, 2021
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I've got one!

How to become a murderer without going to jail according to society:
Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Silent_cries

Silent_cries

Tired of fighting the system just to get nowhere..
Aug 10, 2021
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Bad serial killers kill for their own enjoyment,
good serial killers kill to end ppls suffering.

Hope this didn't get too dark.
What did the psychiatrist say to the patient who asked for privacy?

"We can't allow privacy, it's just too dangerous!"
 
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UnrulyNightmare

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Jul 3, 2024
232
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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I have heard it said that when
One door closes
God opens up a window
But I live on the seventh floor

Honours go to VoilΓ  (train of thoughts)
Gave me a good chuckle.
 
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Silent_cries

Tired of fighting the system just to get nowhere..
Aug 10, 2021
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I've been told my whole life to hang in there,
It's time I finally did just that.

Naval Season 6 GIF by Friends
 
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maniac116

My own worst enemyπŸŒΉπŸ’”
Aug 10, 2024
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"I'd say at least I'm alive, but currently that's one of my biggest problems." πŸ₯΄πŸ€”
 
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UnrulyNightmare

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Jul 3, 2024
232
My health insurance plan is to get so sick, so fast I die before I care

I wouldn't say I'm quirky. But there is definitely something wrong with me.
 
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Lost Magic

Lost Magic

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May 5, 2020
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This is from a Tales from the Crypt episode.
Home chopping
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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My health insurance plan is to get so sick, so fast, I die before I care
 
UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
232
Mommy, mommy, why is dad so pale? Shut up, kid, and keep digging.
 

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