NSFW Gallows Humor (Please share dark jokes) 😂🤣😅

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Suicidal jokes are pretty funny,
But it's even funnier when it ends!

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm alive, but currently that's one of my biggest problems....

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Why did the chicken commit suicide ???
To get to the other side.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

A suicide bomb instructor is training a class.
Ok!! Everybody! Pay very close attention now! I can only demonstrate this once!!!

 

[Just_Another_Person]

People here seem very cool, I'd like do hang out with them but they already hang themselves.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems....
...if I could just get the right people to try it.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I am chasing death but he is faster....

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

No matter how many drafts of my suicide note I write, I just can't seem to end it.