Games Embarrassing Memories

[The Blackangel]

What is a memory you have that is absolutely embarrassing as hell?

You post a memory (has to be a real one) and the community judges how bad it was on a scale of 1-10. There is no trying to outdo each other, but it has to be a real memory.

I'll start:
After getting the idea from the Simpsons, I actually did lose tic-tac-toe to a goddamn chicken. I then spent 2 hours sitting there trying to figure out just how the bastard beat me.

 

[runninginplace]

Pep rally in middle school. everyone had to put a ticket in to get inside. unbeknownst to me, the ticket was also put in a bucket to pull. they did a bunch a sessions and it landed on karaoke and they pulled MY name. For some reason I walked all the way up to the stage and got the mic and lyrics but I gave it back and walked off bc no way was I about to sing lol

 

[avalon_]

3/10 - wise of you to walk off and not give it a try lol. Could've ended a lot worse.

I called my friend the f-word while our semi-closeted gay teacher was sitting right next to us. When I realized this I turned to him and apologized, not seeing that he was clearly trying to pretend he didn't hear it.

 

[listerical]

oooh i've got way too many

wanted snakebites. couldnt afford them. woke up at 7am and decided to use thumbtacks and pierce em myself (do not do that). spent like 2 hours poking holes all over my lips till i got the jewlery in. went back to bed. woke up and i could have been on an episode of botched. but i had promised a friend i'd come over and help her with cleaning so off i went. lips were puffy for about a week and a half. had a kid cry after they looked at me. it was definitely a sight. i think i still have the photos somewhere....

 

[whywere]

We will just say that one time a long time ago, a young lady wanted to go to the drive-in movies with me. I said yes, as I lived alone and having company would be great.

Well, we went to the drive-in BUT she did not want to watch the movie, enough said.

Walter