Death Clock

[MatrixPrisoner]

Has anyone else tried this?

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator in combination with ai to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

Apparently I have 4700 more days to go. FML.

 

[until death]

16890 days

 

[Kit1]

Has anyone else tried this?

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator in combination with ai to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

Apparently I have 4700 more days to go. FML.

Seriously MatrixPrisoner, I didn't realise that you hated me so much. I have 29 years left to live. Wheat did I ever do to you for you to share that calculator.

Just joking. But it does say that I have 29 years. I hope it is wrong. If it is right, I guess I will live to see some of the pension that I paid for.

 

[baabbaabbaab]

A psychic told me last month that when he looked into my eyes he saw I was full of death. But he told me I would live out to be 96 years old. Please MF... I will CTB just to ruin his practice.

Death clock gave me 12 years to live. That's insultingly high.

 

[Gonnerr]

20 more years , likely won't happen.

 

[Tears in Rain]

Just over 4 years left.... still too long!:

Seriously MatrixPrisoner, I didn't realise that you hated me so much. I have 29 years left to live. Wheat did I ever do to you for you to share that calculator.

Just joking. But it does say that I have 29 years. I hope it is wrong. If it is right, I guess I will live to see some of the pension that I paid for.

29 years left! In the outlook option did you choose 'Optimistic'?

 

[piddincir]

my actual death clock is the 12th June 2025, it's exactly the same age my wife died (she was older than me), it's also the day we fell in love so there is something poetic in that.

She told me in a dream to go an see the world so I will until that date

 

[Kit1]

Just over 4 years left.... still too long!:

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29 years left! In the outlook option did you choose 'Optimistic'?

No pessimistic and a high BMI. Seriously life sucks sometimes

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

No pessimistic and a high BMI. Seriously life sucks sometimes

If you're only "pessimistic" then you shouldn't be here lol.

 

[Kit1]

If you're only "pessimistic" then you shouldn't be here lol.

I was hovering over suicidal. The problem is that I am suicidal and trying to stay alive for my children. However I do dissociate and wil probably end up ending my life without realising it or will be forced to end my life the next time.I become unwell as I refuse to use the medical services anymore. I have a plan - but no date and no control over when it will happen.

 

[koro]

Apparently I'm going to live for 38 more years :(

 

[Kit1]

Apparently I'm going to live for 38 more years :(

That calculator is like a politcian. Talks the talk, but gets it wrong. Let us just ignore it.

 

[Immensevoid]

I have others 31 years to live according to the test but another year like this seems an eternity to me.. I don't think so I will get to live so long ._.

 

[jbear824]

Only 4 years to go. Not too bad. (Blacked out exact dates to hide my birthdate)

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

Only 4 years to go. Not too bad. (Blacked out exact dates to hide my birthdate)
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I can't believe it gave me 13 more years depsite selecting "suicidal".

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[SSamGarrison]

36 years to go, they do ask about your "outlook" including a suicidal option. I'm not sure if that would lower it because they're assuming you might do it or because stress is bad for you or whatever

 

[kunikuzushi]

I don't want to live another 18 years. There's no way I will. But "13rd" is making me laugh and October 13 sounds like a great day to die

 

[Slow_Farewell]

19 years/7054 days. too long but the thing i like about it is it gives me time to pull it off where i want to and when, relatively speaking.

 

[E.B.M]

Man, mine gave me 1 year and a half.
It's relatively close to be honest

 

[lament.]

Lmao 14587 Days (40 Years), wishful thinking when I'm actively searching for good places to hang myself. I'm curious to know if the options you choose affect the result you get that much, and the algorithm behind that. Cool site.

 

[trashhologram]

"You will live to be 57 years, 5 months and 13 days old!"
"Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 21st December 2027"

I'm NOT THAT OLD BRO
II'M 28 WTF LOL
Edit: Lol I put in the wrong year.
"You will live to be 57 years, 5 months and 13 days old!"

"Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 27th September 2052"

Still FML

 

[Forever Sleep]

Oh wow, July of this coming year. That's not so bad. Maybe I can hold on for that...

Hmm, wonder how they work it out though... I thought the outlook option was interesting. I chose 'suicidal'. Maybe it's likely someone of my statistics will do it! I kind of doubt they mean natural death. I'm not exactly the healthiest but still... 44 is quite young for a female in the UK to go of natural causes I would think.

Wouldn't it be freaky if they were right... wish I took a note of the date now...

 

[sserafim]

It said I would live until 2046. Hell no, I'm yeeting out of here in 2025.

"Avg life expectancy of other Female testers from US with your BMI: 103.4 years old"

What the actual fuck

 

[Gonnerr]

22 more years, no way man !!!

 

[sserafim]

22 more years, no way man !!!

I can't believe that the average life expectancy for those people is 103.4 years. That honestly sickens me…I would hate to have to get that old, I can't even imagine being that old tbh

 

[thetruetato]

Has anyone else tried this?

The Death Clock

Death Clock. Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', use our advanced life expectancy calculator in combination with ai to accurately predict your death date and receive your own death countdown clock.

www.death-clock.org

Apparently I have 4700 more days to go. FML.

It says I have about 11300 more days until I die (I'm assuming from suicide) :( that's such a long wait

 

[dumbfukloser]

Hell yeah! I only got a few months left. Seems like an accurate time frame for me

 

[sserafim]

Oh wow, July of this coming year. That's not so bad. Maybe I can hold on for that...

Hmm, wonder how they work it out though... I thought the outlook option was interesting. I chose 'suicidal'. Maybe it's likely someone of my statistics will do it! I kind of doubt they mean natural death. I'm not exactly the healthiest but still... 44 is quite young for a female in the UK to go of natural causes I would think.

Wouldn't it be freaky if they were right... wish I took a note of the date now...

I chose suicidal as well and I wish it had given me an even earlier death date. It seems like being suicidal brought down the life expectancy by a lot. I also think that being a couch potato and having a terrible diet lowered it as I don't drink or smoke. Other women from the US with the same BMI as me would live until 103.4. Anyways, the lower the life expectancy for me, the better

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

It says I have about 11300 more days until I die (I'm assuming from suicide) :( that's such a long wait

Wow, I'm so sorry. But..,meh, it's only like 3 more decade. It will go by like that.