Death by food poisioning

[waitingroom]

could food poisioning possibly end my life? i just thought of this because i had made a pot of sphagetti for the week and I've been trying to find methods to die that makes it seem like an accident

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

If Steve1989mre can eat 100yo military rations and live, i'd doubt how efficient it is

 

[outrageage]

try applebees

 

[SummerTrip]

It could I guess, but the chances are low as f.
Unless you catch some kind of rare and dangerous bacteria, you'll most likely puke your guts out for a week and that's it…

 

[Off_Switch]

try applebees

Unfortunately Chef Mike's "cooking" technique ensures that there's a low probability of this happening from eating their food

 

[DTWAFavor]

pretty sure you'd just throw it up if bad/expired food is what you're aiming for. but i heard offsite that ground glass into a sort of powder could do it. Someone said it was "untraceable and unable to be tasted" though i wouldn't trust that

This is not advice, dont eat glass, its glass

 

[RazzleDazzle]

Any food poisoning that would be bad enough to kill you would involve days of going through absolute hell without seeking any kind of medical attention. And you probably wouldn't even die unless you have an underlying medical condition. It's seriously gotta be an awful way to go.