Ardesevent
It’s the end of the line, cowboy
- Feb 2, 2020
- 358
I had a plan to go out to a park when it was about to close, find a good tree, and hang myself there in a couple days. I'd also send a future email to the authorities to make sure no innocent kids or anything stumbled upon my body. But that plan will either have to be changed or delayed, since a lot of states, including mine, are starting to do a statewide curfew again for COVID. Under it, there's no chance I can hang myself without some poor schmuck discovering the body or interrupting. I'm starting to wonder if I'm cursed, any time I make a plan like this some new variable is introduced that prevents me from going through with it.
