Help Could I make a deal with the devil to make death painless?

[dearlybeloved998]

I was reading up about witchcraft related stuff and realized I could make a deal with the devil and specify any death I wish, right?
I don't know if this Is real or fake/superstitious religious mumbo jumbo like the idea of being a ghost when you die but it's worth a shot, It would kinda be like that death-note anime, but I'm the one dying, I don't mean this in a joking metaphor way either, this could be promising.

What do you guys think?

As an actual occultist, nope, that's not how it works.

 

[lostautist]

If you could sell your soul to the devil... wouldn't you already have? Or is it only possible for a 'lucky' few? lol

 

[Depressed Cat]

If a painless death is all you want, science already has the answer in the form of N and inert gas methods of CTB. You don't have to go looking for the devil.

There are practitioners of witchcraft/voodoo/sorcery/black magic who claim to be able to put a hex on people and make their lives miserable, but I don't believe such practitioners have the ability to guarantee you a painless death.

 

[summers]

There are plenty of fast, painless methods. No need to sell your soul, at most these will cost you a couple hundred dollars.

 

[Dragon's Heart]

If the devil is intelligent enough to think she can actually possess a soul, then go for it. Devil: buyer beware and bless your heart sweetie!
I have other opinions about the satanic mythology that I've developed but I digress...

 

[TooConscious]

Both the stupid divine pathetic wankers the devil and God shouldn't be 'trifled with' just ignore them and don't give them what they want.
If God created man he is nothing more than an abuser of his children.
All I'll say is there's definitely something in that stuff you don't want to find out if you want to die, playing with them ties you to existence more. I think op is joking but this goes for anyone genuinely thinking about that stuff. Don't be tempted through fear or reward.

 

[Spectre]

Sounds unlikely