Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Leech]

You die but you're stuck in a shitty purgatory that mimics much of your life while alive

I wish I had some wonton soup mmmm

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted! But the soup gives you diarrhea.

I wish I was 5 pounds thinner.

 

[Thinking]

Granted, but instead of losing 5 pounds of fat, you lose five pounds of bones, so you can now no longer stand and your body is basically a puddle on the floor.

I wish I didn't hate myself

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now you're so conceited that everybody else hates you.

I wish people weren't so stupid (myself included).

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted, but now you feel inadequate because others seem much smarter than you.

I wish I had nicer hair.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted. But, as it turns out, you have the genes of Cousin It:



I wish I had better eyesight.

 

[Thinking]

Granted, but now the entire world is pitch black so there is physically no light reflecting in the back of your eyes, effectively making you, and everyone else, completely blind.

I wish I could have a fresh fruit smoothie right now

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted, but the only fruit available is durian.

I wish it would stop raining!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted. Here's a ten year drought!

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

 

[Blue LIPS]

Granted, but everyone is allergic to you.


I wish I had an endless supply of weed

 

[Soul]

I wish I had an endless supply of weed

Granted! You've won a mule plus 40 acres where high-quality weed is growing faster than you and your friends can smoke it, as long as you harvest it. Have fun!

I wish my poor sick cat were well. Be kind please people - he's really unwell

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted! Your cat gets better, but it also gets a thirst for human blood and maules you in your sleep.

I wish I was a different person.

 

[dieornottodie]

granted but it never works when you are on it
i wish i have loads of money in the bank to never have to work

 

[Isadeth]

Granted, but you're always fighting with the bank with withdrawls from your account so it's often frozen from error. The cycle repeats.

I wish I could fluently speak my husband's native language.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted! You fluently speak your husband's native language, but you forget your own language.

I wish I was a child again.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but...being a child these days already sucks...

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[Isadeth]

Granted. But you're only motivated to perform mundane tasks that don't accomplish much.

Again lol: I wish I was fluent in my husband's native language ♡

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted. But you're only motivated to perform mundane tasks that don't accomplish much.

Again lol: I wish I was fluent in my husband's native language ♡

Hey, I corrupted that wish for you!

Granted! You fluently speak your husband's native language, but you forget your own language

 

[Isadeth]

Hey, I corrupted that wish for you!

Dang phone lag! Lol thank you! That would absolutely be an awful trade off Haha

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I wish I I didn't have to deal with absurd amount of paperwork to do anything!

 

[Soul]

I wish I I didn't have to deal with absurd amount of paperwork to do anything!

Granted! No more paperwork; it's all on line now.

I wish the thunderstorm that's been hovering since yesterday would finally happen.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted...but the lightning sparks wildfires that spread throughout your area and create smoke making the air unbreathable. (This one was pretty easy since that just happened here in California. )

I wish California wasn't so susceptible to wildfires.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted! You learn instead of fires, all that orange stuff is lava, which flows to the ocean and leaves black sand beaches.

I wish I could help my mom do her bucket list.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted. But on her list is "Prevent @FriendofDeath from dying before me."


I wish I could make it rain!

 

[Green Destiny]

Granted. But on her list is "Prevent @FriendofDeath from dying before me."


I wish I could make it rain!

Granted, it's acid rain.
I wish I could drive a motorcycle.

 

[almost_dead]

Granted, it's acid rain.
I wish I could drive a motorcycle.

Granted ! You will have cycle with a motor.

I wish I die this instant .

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but that instant feels like an eternity to you due to how sharply painful it is.

I wish I had time manipulation powers.

 

[Soul]

I wish I die this instant .

Granted! You die every instant, in myriads of parallel universes. You sparkle slightly each time.

I wish I knew how my cat got poisoned, so I can prevent it from happening again. He's an indoor cat, so there are limited possibilities.

 

[leiche]

granted, but your cat will always make a sceptical face when you feed it!

i wish i could have an artificial body

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Wish: I want to die feeling good.
Granted: I die as I bust my nut to porn.