Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted, but that instant feels like an eternity to you due to how sharply painful it is.

I wish I had time manipulation powers.

Granted, but every time you manipulate time, you get 10 years older.

I wish I could be more athletic.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Granted - but you must work out non-stop 18 hours a day or you'll lose it.

I wish I could find a pair of shoes that don't hurt all the time.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but the shoes look really ugly and stand out in a crowd. You will be judged when wearing them out in public.

I wish I could control exactly when I fall asleep and wake up.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted, but you miscalculate how much sleep do you need so you always feel tired.

I wish my hair was better looking.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Your hair becomes so good looking the world kidnaps you and cuts it all off out of envy each time it grows.

I wish my eyes were grey or green.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Your eyes are green, but you get a glaucoma.

I wish I was thinner.

 

[Lilacmoon]

You are thinner but are cold, shivering, and dizzy forever because you dont have enough nutrients.

I wish I knew the answers to everything.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. You only get the answers when it's too late to use them.

I wish Euthanasia/Assisted Suicide was legal everywhere

 

[Lilacmoon]

Congrats, it's legal everywhere but you don't qualify for any program around the world.

I wish everyone here on SS was at peace.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. Everyone on this site is at peace. The apocalypse happened and we all ran towards it instead of away.

I wish I could insert myself into any video game of my choosing and play it IRL

 

[Dead beat dad]

Granted.
You are literally inserted in to a 8bit nes cartridge and can only play literally inside the game.

I wish I had deja vu again

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. You get deja vu for all mundane things and it drives you slowly insane as you constantly question your own mind.

I wish I knew how to drive a car

 

[Nature_is_God]

Granted. However, you can't drive forward for shit, only backwards. There are many limitations to that and police frequently pull you over.

I wish I could telepathically finish all of my college coursework without thinking about it and collect all the information from class.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. The moment your papers and essays are written you promptly forget the information and will never be able to work in the field.

I wish I could grant wishes

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but they keep ending up corrupted for the person who makes the wish!

I wish housing costs were lower in my state.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. The housing costs are lowee but only for buildings that should have been condemned and are unliveable.

I wish I was healthier and have lost a lot of weight

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you can never eat anything that tastes good to you ever again and you're constantly tired.

I wish my classes were finished.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Dude that is literally how I am now. I'm constantly tired and I don't have an appetite and food tastes horrible. Why the hell did you curse me to this existence @Dr Iron Arc

Granted. So many students dropped out that the class was discontinued.

I wish I could speak any language in the world after only hearing or reading a small part of it once

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you can only speak/know one language at a time. You have to hear/read a language again if you want to relearn it.

Dude that is literally how I am now. I'm constantly tired and I don't have an appetite and food tastes horrible. Why the hell did you curse me to this existence @Dr Iron Arc

.....Did you at least get healthier and lose weight?...

I wish you could find peace.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

I did not and I have not lost much weight but it's going slowly.

Granted. I have found peace but it is only small pockets that never last long.

I wish dreams were real

 

[Dead beat dad]

I did not and I have not lost much weight but it's going slowly.

Granted. I have found peace but it is only small pockets that never last long.

I wish dreams were real

Granted but you can never remember them and you end up going insane confusing what is real and what is not.

I wish for ten English pounds

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but they're covered in blood. They're pounds of human flesh.

I wish I had more free time.

 

[AvaAdore]

Granted you have more free time but you also have a flea infestation at home.

I wish that everyone didn't have to work or worry about surviving.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now everyone lives forever and can't die.

I wish the debate moderator was president instead of either Trump or Biden.

 

[Squiddy]

Granted, but he has dementia

I wish I could lose 85 lbs

 

[Lilacmoon]

granted, but it all comes from everywhere but your belly.

I wish I was funny.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. Everyone laughs at everything you say regardless of whether or not you were joking. You are never taken seriously again.

I wish I owned my own home

 

[Dead beat dad]

Granted but your home is made of straw and you are a pig. It's depressing and cold and leaks. You wish a wolf would come and blow it down and gobble you up but the wolf is now a virtue signaling hipster vegan and just make you feel terrible about yourself.

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted. Everyone else gains much more height than what you gain. You are even shorter in comparison now.

I wish I could stop starving myself.

 

[wonderworld]

granted but everything u eat u cant taste.

i wish i was millionaire