Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Lilacmoon]

granted. you have exactly one million dollars, and everything in the world now costs 2 million or more in your currency.

i wish this wish would not be corrupted

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but you can never make another wish.

I wish junk food wasn't unhealthy.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted, but you can never eat junk food again.

(am I allowed to still wish?) I wish I was better at taking care of flowers.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted, but all the flowers in your care now refuse to stop growing till they completely take over your house.

I wish I had a pet cat.

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but your cat is always hiding.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but your horse hates you.

I wish I was pretty.

 

[Thinking]

Granted, but everyone in the world, including you, has suddenly gone blind so no one can see or appreciate your beauty.

I wish I could be confident about the future.

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but despite your confidence your future is awful.

I wish I had a lake house.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but your house gets ruined when it floods.

I wish depression didn't exist.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but everyone who feels even remotely depressed dies immediately meaning no more depression in the living. Yes, even if they become depressed from someone else dying they die immediately.

I wish people could be made to change their minds more easily.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted, but because opinions are now so volatile, everyone is trapped in indecision and can never make a real decision ever again.

I wish I was not anorexic.

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but instead you binge eat.

I wish I didn't have anxiety.

 

[Lilacmoon]

I do that too :p

Um, granted, so you're not oblivious to all the dangers of the world so you're not able to protect yourself. :(

I wish all Pokemon were available in the next Pokemon game.

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but all their best moves are gone.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted, but they start catching humans in human balls and start a new sport called Human Battles.

I wish I had a pet Nihilego.

 

[Rue89]

Granted but it doesn't trust you and refuses to battle for you.

I wish I had a pet eevee.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted, but it's suffering from a fatal case of PoKeRus and will die in 5 hours.

I wish I had the energy to breed pokemon for competitive again.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but when you're done, then every competitive match you do with them will be annoying and you'll either get wiped by something OP or stalled out by Toxapex or something again.

I wish my favorite Pokemon Gliscor was in Sword and Shield...(already know it won't be in Crown Tundra from the data leak).

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted, but every other pokemon learns ice type moves to counter your Gliscor with.

I wish my migraine was gone lol

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted, your migraine disappears but you develop a terrible toothache.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but whenever you turn invisible, you can't see anything either.

I wish I could move somewhere and start a new life.

 

[Rue89]

Granted, but everything in your new life goes wrong.

I wish I didn't exist.

 

[lostangel]

Granted, but you must suffer before you can be given that.

I wish I knew that the afterlife was a real thing for certain.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but the afterlife that exists basically makes it so that everyone goes to hell because of the unintended consequences of every single action they have made making it impossible for them to be good enough to go to heaven. The world is so interconnected now that no one can avoid doing even minorly bad things and nobody has gotten into heaven in over 500 years. Knowing how the afterlife works also disqualifies you permanently from heaven because now your motivations for being good will always be corrupted by the reward of heaven.

I wish my diabetes could kill me quickly and painlessly.

 

[lostangel]

granted but you're going to have to wait 10 more years.

I wish the housing crisis would be solved.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, houses are more affordable for everyone. Unfortunately there aren't enough houses to go around for every individual adult so now people have to live with at least three other families.

I wish I could forget any memory I wanted.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Granted. Every time you forget a memory you are doomed to relive it again, except worse.

I wish I could control the mental state of all of humanity.

 

[EssenceFocus]

Granted, but you make an error and everyone falls into coma

I wish I had a real Stargate.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it gets put in a really inconvenient spot and you can't move it. Also it can only go to dead planets.

I wish I could pass every class I'm taking right now.

 

[Gentleman]

Granted, your college lowered passing grades to improve graduation rate and secure funding. Now your degree its wothless.

I wish to have a tesla.