Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[One day too late]

Granted but you can only turn them off 2 times a day and your emotions are intensified by 10.

I wish for your wish to come true.

 

[AnimusLapsus]

Granted, but it is gifted in a world where merit is earned through physical strength, not intellectual capacity

I wish for a redo on life.

 

[Pale_Rider]

Granted. Youre reborn as a snail.

I wish my problems would go away.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but you get new, worse ones.

I wish that I could eat as much chocolate as I'd want and not feel sick.

 

[Jisatsu]

Granted but all you can eat for the remainder of your life is chocolate.

I wish that I could see the future

 

[Pale_Rider]

Granted . You only see the horror to come. None of the good.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[sy46]

Granted. You get your pizza, but it's moldy, burnt, and covered in toppings you hate. And you're not allowed to throw it away until you've eaten every bite

I wish I had enough money to go to my favorite band's concert

 

[rhysion]

Granted; you have more than enough money for the concert plus travel and accommodation but can't find anyone or any site willing to sell tickets to you; and they disband after this last tour.

I wish to be able to perform street magic tricks any time and anywhere, without preparation.

 

[Exhausted-and-Alone]

Granted, but every time you demonstrate your trick there will always be someone in the audience (even if it's just to one other person) who will heckle you and explain, in detail, how you completed the trick.

I wish everyone would get their wish as they originally intended.

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

They all wish you terrible luck.

I wish my landlord would fix my ceiling.

 

[malia]

They all wish you terrible luck.

I wish my landlord would fix my ceiling.

Granted, but he tells you to move out.

I wish I get amnesia and forget my whole life.

 

[PrettyWhiteFlower]

Granted, but he tells you to move out.

I wish I get amnesia and forget my whole life.

Now you get jumpscared everytime you look in the mirror.

I wish I had limitless energy

 

[nonameno5]

Now you get jumpscared everytime you look in the mirror.

I wish I had limitless energy

granted, but you no longer can get a second of sleep and you can only relax for a very short period of time before you get too restless and need to get up.

i wish i could do nothing but travel the world without any money constraints

 

[GreenGlassDoor]

Granted, but now you cannot stop changing location, no matter your age and you have no country of permanent residence.

I wish I had a really nice fuzzy blanket. I'm cold.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but the blanket makes you uncomfortably itchy every moment you touch it.

I wish I would never have to do any chores again.

 

[Bad Karma]

granted, but now every time a chore needs doing an extremely judgmental raccoon in a slutty maid outfit appears and does it while aggressively bitching at you for being useless, then vanishes in a puff of febreze

i wish i could speak to the dead

 

[Grog]

Granted, but they can't speak back...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Mitsuya Cider (a Japanese soda)

 

[GreenGlassDoor]

Granted, but it's packaged poorly so its always flat by the time you get it

I wish I could speak any language fluently at will

 

[Bad Karma]

granted but each language you learn fluently comes at the cost of someone else losing their ability to speak. you never know who it is. a friend, stranger, a child. eventually the silence starts to follow you. you become revered, feared, and utterly alone, surrounded by voices you have stolen. >:)

i wish i could instantly master any skill i try

 

[Seaofsleep]

Granted but with each skill mastered you lose a basic ability.

I wish I could do a backflip.

 

[U. A.]

granted - but you break both ankles any time you do one

i wish i had an infinite amount of uncorroptable wishes i could make any time which would be granted instantaneously (!)

 

[buscatcher222]

granted - but you break both ankles any time you do one

i wish i had an infinite amount of uncorroptable wishes i could make any time which would be granted instantaneously (!)

Granted, you become a genie and have an infinite amount of wishes to grant, but only for other people

I wish for a magic wallet that always has $20 in it

 

[ImnotCTB]

Granted, you become a genie and have an infinite amount of wishes to grant, but only for other people

I wish for a magic wallet that always has $20 in it

Granted, you can't take the $20 out of the wallet

I wish smoking doesn't have bad effects

 

[BeautifullyDumb]

Wish granted, but breathing air hurts you

 

[One day too late]

Granted, you can't take the $20 out of the wallet

I wish smoking doesn't have bad effects

Granted but everything you eat now tastes like tobacco.

I wish for a tree that grows money.

 

[mjolnir]

But this money can only be used in the real estate bank.
Travel the world for free.

 

[One day too late]

Granted but the places you go is always going to have bad weather.

I wish for a magic pen that whatever I write comes true.

 

[Happy Cat]

Granted but the places you go is always going to have bad weather.

I wish for a magic pen that whatever I write comes true.

You can only write on plastic

I wish to become perfect

 

[mjolnir]

I agree, but the new standard of normality will be imperfection.
I wish that mental illnesses didn't exist.

 

[GenZ-Snowflake]

Granted! Mental illnesses no longer exist. But everyone now has some permanent physical illness/disability instead.

I wish I stop existing from tomorrow...