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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Granted but you can only turn them off 2 times a day and your emotions are intensified by 10.

I wish for your wish to come true.
 
AnimusLapsus

AnimusLapsus

Isolate Ecstasy
Apr 14, 2025
54
Granted, but it is gifted in a world where merit is earned through physical strength, not intellectual capacity

I wish for a redo on life.
 
Pale_Rider

Pale_Rider

Wizard
Apr 21, 2025
677
Granted. Youre reborn as a snail.

I wish my problems would go away.
 
LaetumCat

LaetumCat

Member
May 11, 2025
39
Granted, but you get new, worse ones.

I wish that I could eat as much chocolate as I'd want and not feel sick.
 
Manic Panic

Manic Panic

Deaths Embrace
Jan 5, 2025
708
Granted but all you can eat for the remainder of your life is chocolate.

I wish that I could see the future
 
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Pale_Rider

Pale_Rider

Wizard
Apr 21, 2025
677
Granted . You only see the horror to come. None of the good.

I wish I had a pizza.
 
sy46

sy46

why do I wake up every morning?
Nov 13, 2024
4
Granted. You get your pizza, but it's moldy, burnt, and covered in toppings you hate. And you're not allowed to throw it away until you've eaten every bite

I wish I had enough money to go to my favorite band's concert
 
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rhysion

Member
Sep 4, 2022
19
Granted; you have more than enough money for the concert plus travel and accommodation but can't find anyone or any site willing to sell tickets to you; and they disband after this last tour.

I wish to be able to perform street magic tricks any time and anywhere, without preparation.
 
Exhausted-and-Alone

Exhausted-and-Alone

Member
Jan 17, 2024
17
Granted, but every time you demonstrate your trick there will always be someone in the audience (even if it's just to one other person) who will heckle you and explain, in detail, how you completed the trick.

I wish everyone would get their wish as they originally intended.
 
SchizoGymnast

SchizoGymnast

Arcanist
May 28, 2024
413
They all wish you terrible luck.

I wish my landlord would fix my ceiling.
 
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PrettyWhiteFlower

Use my corpse to grow mushrooms, preferably magic
May 14, 2025
57
Granted, but he tells you to move out.

I wish I get amnesia and forget my whole life.
Now you get jumpscared everytime you look in the mirror.

I wish I had limitless energy
 
nonameno5

nonameno5

got bitten fingernails and a head full of the past
May 21, 2025
26
Now you get jumpscared everytime you look in the mirror.

I wish I had limitless energy
granted, but you no longer can get a second of sleep and you can only relax for a very short period of time before you get too restless and need to get up.

i wish i could do nothing but travel the world without any money constraints
 
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GreenGlassDoor

GreenGlassDoor

life is but a dream
Oct 25, 2023
80
Granted, but now you cannot stop changing location, no matter your age and you have no country of permanent residence.

I wish I had a really nice fuzzy blanket. I'm cold.
 
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LaetumCat

LaetumCat

Member
May 11, 2025
39
Granted, but the blanket makes you uncomfortably itchy every moment you touch it.

I wish I would never have to do any chores again.
 
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badkarma4618

badkarma4618

Marika the Eternal
May 13, 2025
100
granted, but now every time a chore needs doing an extremely judgmental raccoon in a slutty maid outfit appears and does it while aggressively bitching at you for being useless, then vanishes in a puff of febreze

i wish i could speak to the dead 👻
 
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Grog

Grog

Be good to yourself.
Jun 3, 2025
166
Granted, but they can't speak back...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Mitsuya Cider (a Japanese soda)

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GreenGlassDoor

GreenGlassDoor

life is but a dream
Oct 25, 2023
80
Granted, but it's packaged poorly so its always flat by the time you get it

I wish I could speak any language fluently at will
 
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badkarma4618

badkarma4618

Marika the Eternal
May 13, 2025
100
granted but each language you learn fluently comes at the cost of someone else losing their ability to speak. you never know who it is. a friend, stranger, a child. eventually the silence starts to follow you. you become revered, feared, and utterly alone, surrounded by voices you have stolen. >:)

i wish i could instantly master any skill i try
 
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