Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Arrow]

@GoBack @NotGonnaLast you 2 are meant to be ! It's like assisting at a ping pong match at the olympic games. Gratz !

yeah i was gonna comment but i'd rather see the two of them go at it, i don't wanna ruin their flow

 

[enjolras]

Granted but you have to be in the worst boyband ever

I wish I could have a good Halloween night out now

Granted, but around a dead end, you meet the actual Jason from Friday the 13th. Turning back, Freddy is cornering you. Who do you choose ?

Wish my body odours were celebrated with applause wherever I go (wtf)

 

[GoBack]

Granted your head will explode from the infinite knowledge

I wish I worked in a ice cream truck

 

[enjolras]

Granted your head will explode from the infinite knowledge

I wish I worked in a ice cream truck

Granted, unfortunately, you're diabetic, dear.

I wish there was a fifth season.

 

[GoBack]

Granted, but around a dead end, you meet the actual Jason from Friday the 13th. Turning back, Freddy is cornering you. Who do you choose ?

Wish my body odours were celebrated with applause wherever I go (wtf)

Jason, all day

Granted they also have a colorful aura seen from afar

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted, unfortunately, you're diabetic, dear.

I wish there was a fifth season.

Granted it lasts for 1 year and is just silence and boring weather

I wish my family cares about me

 

[GoBack]

Granted but never on christmas or birthdays

I wish I was born a cat

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted you're a stray and have a hard life

I wish I was a pornstar

 

[enjolras]

Granted it lasts for 1 year and is just silence and boring weather

I wished for only natural catastrophes ! :) Viva bad weather.

Granted it lasts for 1 year and is just silence and boring weather

I wish my family cares about me

Granted, but all you've known is to hop from family to family, as an orphan.

I wish I was a pornstar

Granted, with 1 testicle, gynecomastia (man boobs), in the midget / zoophile category.

I wish I was born a cat

Granted, born in a laboratory, under scientific experimentations until you can't take it (don't worry, you've got 9 lives)

I wish I walked on the moon.

 

[GoBack]

Granted you're a stray and have a hard life

I wish I was a pornstar

Granted you can only perform on family quiz shows

I wish I had a superpower

I wish I could multi quote

 

[enjolras]

Granted you can only perform on family quiz shows

I wish I had a superpower

Granted, immortality it goes, in your current state of affairs

 

[Arrow]

I wish I could multi quote

granted but from now on no one will ever reply to your posts or even like them.

i wish i had a pet monkey who was my friend.

 

[Despondent]

Granted: but the pet monkey is the size of your pinky and is your only friend.

I wish I was more focused

 

[Arrow]

I wish I was more focused

granted but every time you focus on something, you focus so hard that you forget everything about yourself and your entire life.

i wish my computer was the most powerful one in the world.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Granted: but on the 17-06-2020 the A/I becomes self aware and launches nuclear bombs, ending the World. Then a terminator goes back in time to laugh at you.

I wish I could heal people with my hands

 

[narval]

Granted. Greetings!, You are the last person in the world. Nobody to help.
I wish not to be asthmatic (your hands would be good...)

 

[Arrow]

I wish not to be asthmatic

granted. your asthma has been replaced with lung cancer.

i wish i had a bowl of fruity pebbles

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but the pebbles ruin your teeth.

I wish I lived by an ocean...

 

[Soul]

I wish I lived by an ocean..

Granted, but you have to found a religion in order to be allowed to stay there tax-free.

I wish the world wanted to be saved.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted the world wants to be saved but also knows that nothing they do will work. Congrats the world is now depressed!

I wish I had super speed

 

[Dead beat dad]

Granted the world wants to be saved but also knows that nothing they do will work. Congrats the world is now depressed!

I wish I had super speed

Granted, but it is laced with huge amounts of laxative... That kind of speed...?

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. The turkey is still alive *cluck cluck*

I wish I had super strength

 

[Arrow]

I wish I had super strength

granted, but everyone else also gets even MORE super strength and is significantly stronger than you, making you the physically weakest human on earth.

i wish there was universal basic income

 

[narval]

Granted! It comes with a crazy monetary inflation. Global scale. A never seen before financial crisis arrives.
I wish dark theme in SS

 

[Notwinnernotawin]

Granted! It comes with a crazy monetary inflation. Global scale. A never seen before financial crisis arrives.
I wish dark theme in SS

Granted. But it's so dark you can't see anything.
I wish every year after 2000 was just a cruel joke a drunk man is telling at a crowded bar and we're just so into the joke we think that's our reality.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. He finishes and you slowly realise he was actually telling the future.

I wish I was hairless everywhere but on my head

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but the hair is matted and grows up to 10 feet every night.

I wish I could visit the Egyptian pyramids.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted: the second you get to them you have a heart attack at their beauty and pass away.

I wish I was asleep right now

 

[Despondent]

Granted: but you'll be asleep for the next three days and will be awake for a good month afterwards.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted - and you're now in charge of 300 organizations you've created for various causes and you've accumulated enough air miles to fly first class for the rest of your life!

I wish I never had to scoop another litterbox!