Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Despondent]

Granted: but this will only happen three times each day.

I wish I was in university

 

[restingspot]

Granted: but this will only happen three times each day.

I wish I was in university

Granted: You are now running yourself into the ground with extracurricular activities, being the head of many organizations on top of maintaining your 4.0 GPA in a highly competitive major.

I wish for a large frozen matcha latte from dunkin donuts.

 

[narval]

you got it. without glass. It's on the floor.
I wish a job :(

 

[Soul]

I wish a job

Here's one: Clean up that matcha latte mess on the floor. 8]

I wish I could have something excellent for dinner - something vegetarian and inventive, that is.

 

[enjolras]

Granted : here's a salad/soup of crude brussel sprouts + boiled spinach + salty algaes + cat's herb, topped with grenade jelly & greasy soy sauce. Enhanced with some caviar of SAND to facilitate the digestion & add texture for the taste buds ! Bon appétit

Wish a generous donator could pay my bills

 

[restingspot]

Granted : here's a salad/soup of crude brussel sprouts + boiled spinach + salty algaes + cat's herb, topped with grenade jelly & greasy soy sauce. Enhanced with some caviar of SAND to facilitate the digestion & add texture for the taste ! Bon appétit

Wish a generous donator could pay my bills

Granted: The donator is a dead loved one and you got the inheritance.

I wish I had a bidet

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Wow this thread really took off.

Granted but the bidet sprays boiling hot water.

I wish I wouldn't have taken my life for granted.

 

[enjolras]

I wish I had a bidet

Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals

I wish I disposed of high-tech electronic japanese toilets at home

 

[restingspot]

Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals

A bidet connects to the water tank on the toilet, unless you mean the septic tank somehow regurgitates the waste back up and into the tank.

Granted but the bidet sprays boiling hot water

At least my ass would be clean!

 

[Brick In The Wall]

At least my ass would be clean!

Always look on the briiight side of life!

Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals

I wish I disposed of high-tech electronic japanese toilets at home

Granted but the toilet becomes sentient and enslaves you.

I wish I had a good paying career (oh no this one might hurt).

 

[enjolras]

A bidet connects to the water tank on the toilet, unless you mean the septic tank somehow regurgitates the waste back up and into the tank.

F**k. I won't become a plumber. Where's Mario ?

Wish I had my lover back

Granted but on a wheelchair, deaf + mute, about his sight... he only cares for your mother (pardon )

I wish I could meet my futur-ex now.

 

[restingspot]

I wish I had a good paying career (oh no this one might hurt).

You're an oil rig worker. Have fun.

I wish I could think of a good wish

 

[Brick In The Wall]

You're an oil rig worker. Have fun.

I wish I could think of a good wish

That would actually be kinda badass, I've had dangerous work in the past so I think I'd be game.

Granted: You thought of a good wish but you forgot it again.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish to have what I wanted.

F**k. I won't become a plumber. Where's Mario ?



Granted but on a wheelchair, deaf + mute, about his sight... he only cares for your mother (pardon )

I wish I could meet my futur-ex now.

Yo I felt like you got skipped. My bad, this thread started picking up quick.

 

[enjolras]

You too were (skipped)

I wish I wouldn't have taken my life for granted.

You can redo everything right in your power, but still it all turns up as massive failures.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish to have what I wanted.

You're an awful dictator/tyran & have it all, lacking nothing, because you exploited all your counterparts. The people hate you to death & plan an agonising end before torturing your family in front of you.



Wish cryogenization was a reality

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted but it only works on a small percentage of the population.

I wish I could grant other people's wishes

 

[GoBack]

Granted but you lose a body part with every granted wish

I wish I'd known better

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted you knew better but always 1 minute after you needed to.

I wish I could see the future

 

[GoBack]

Granted but only 1 second before it happens

I wish I could go roller disco now

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted but while there you are given COVID-19

I wish I won the lotto top prize

 

[GoBack]

Granted. You win the squirrel lotto of a lifetime of nuts

I wish I had learned the guitar

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted you can play the guitar but mess up every time someone is listening whether or not you know they are

I wish I couldn't feel any pain

 

[GoBack]

Granted. You're a robot

I wish I had known this virus was coming

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. Every time you tried to warn people you forgot what you were trying to say

I wish I could song well

 

[GoBack]

Granted you have a birds head on your body

I wish I could drive

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted but you are only allowed to drive for 10 minutes each day

I wish I could change my personality

 

[GoBack]

Granted but it changes every week

I wish I had my old life back

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted but you can't stop your life from repeating itself again

I wish I had been born a boy

 

[GoBack]

Granted but you have to be in the worst boyband ever

I wish I could have a good Halloween night out now

 

[enjolras]

@GoBack @NotGonnaLast you 2 are meant to be ! It's like assisting at a ping pong match at the olympic games. Gratz !

 

[NotGonnaLast]

@GoBack @NotGonnaLast you 2 are meant to be ! It's like assisting at a ping pong match at the olympic games. Gratz !

Thanks! I'm enjoying it to be fair.

Granted but you do it as a toddler and aren't even allowed to have your sweeties!!!

I wish I knew the answer to any question asked