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[GoBack]

Granted your cats have thumbs and can do all the housework and take over your life

I wish I had a cat

 

[Arrow]

I wish I had a cat

granted, but it will die in exactly 24 hours. show him as much of the world as you can :(

i wish everyone was friendly to me

 

[Brink]

i wish everyone was friendly to me

Granted, but it's OTT, sickly and fake, making you feel isolated and alone.

I wish to live and work on a farm.

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted but your beaten like a rented mule and fed bread and water

I wish i had friends

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but every person that visits brings you a gift and you 're soon being featured on Hoarded.

I wish my car would never break down.

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

Granted! But your car is entirely self-driving (you have no control over it at all) so there's nothing to stop your car from killing you anytime.

I wish I never needed sleep.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but you will be employed by a 24 hour news service which will hopefully at least give you meal and bathroom breaks.

I wish my eyesight was naturally 20/20.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted - and you're now in charge of 300 organizations you've created for various causes and you've accumulated enough air miles to fly first class for the rest of your life!

I wish I never had to scoop another litterbox!

Granted! Oh no your cats had an accident

Granted, but you will be employed by a 24 hour news service which will hopefully at least give you meal and bathroom breaks.

I wish my eyesight was naturally 20/20.

Granted. But all your other senses are 75% worse to compensate for it.

I wish everything I needed to get done was sorted

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but since no sorting method is specified, some things are alphabetical, in date order, color coordinated or by size, and they have created a maze you can't get out of unless you use string or some other method to go back the way you came in.

I wish for a red jawbreaker.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

That's not quite what I meant but okay.

Granted! You see a fist covered in red come quickly towards your face and have the thought "that asshole broke my jaw!" before you are knocked unconscious.

I wish I could click my fingers and make what I want to happen, happen.

 

[FriendofDeath]

What sort of sorting? I can try again.

Granted, you can click your fingers and make what you want to happen, happen, but it only works in your dreams.

I wish I could find a 1909 SVD penny.

 

[Green Destiny]

What sort of sorting? I can try again.

Granted, you can click your fingers and make what you want to happen, happen, but it only works in your dreams.

I wish I could find a 1909 SVD penny.

Granted, now you're stuck in 1909 with the Penny.
I wish I could go to Sporting events for free.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but you are working at the concession stand and can only hear what's going on.

I wish I could speak multiple languages.

 

[Brink]

Granted, but you're now deaf.

I wish I was the best cook in England.

 

[GoBack]

Granted but you have to co chef with Gordon Ramsey shouting at you all day

I wish I could undo 3 mistakes

 

[KleinerWolf]

Granted, mistakes are reversed
but now everyone refuse to befriend you because they think you are unapproachable,
they hold the belief you are spoiled and your life lacks depth.


I wish I had a passport from Australia instead of China

 

[GoBack]

Granted but you will forget to bring it every time you need it

I wish I had a dog

 

[kinzokukae]

Granted but you will forget to bring it every time you need it

I wish I had a dog

granted, but it's an old, sickly dog that will live in extreme pain.

i wish i was rich

 

[s3gfault]

Granted, but you are a quadraplegic.

I wish I was cured of all illnesses

 

[Chiyuki99]

Granted but now everyone you love suffers from those illnesses.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted but the animals or the humans can understand you

I wish i wasnt so depressed

 

[s3gfault]

Granted but now everyone you love suffers from those illnesses.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Ouch

Granted but the animals or the humans can understand you

I wish i wasnt so depressed

Granted but now all of your favorite celebrities die in a plane crash.

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted but i Dont have any favorites..so none will die

Wish i had Schipperke's again

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but their fur is every color of the rainbow.

i wish I could talk to a ghost.

 

[Soul]

i wish I could talk to a ghost.

Granted! The ghost becomes a BFF and takes you places you've never ever been

I wish I could play bass.

 

[s3gfault]

Granted! The ghost becomes a BFF and takes you places you've never ever been

I wish I could play bass.

Granted but every bass you pick up is mysteriously horribly out of tune, and if you try to tune it the strings snap.

I wish I could live in the Culture as described by Iain Banks.

 

[puppy9]

Granted but every bass you pick up is mysteriously horribly out of tune, and if you try to tune it the strings snap.

I wish I could live in the Culture as described by Iain Banks.

Granted, but you will only live as an impotent private parts.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.

 

[s3gfault]

Granted, but you will only live as an impotent private parts.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.

Granted, but every time you do you end up with an extra body part attached at a random location.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted, but every time you do you end up with an extra body part attached at a random location.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you can only fly about 2 metres off the ground and you need to be naked because clothes will weigh you down.

I wish I could be someone else with a better life.

 

[Soul]

I wish I could be someone else with a better life.

Granted! And while you're busy being that Someone, the original you is granted National Treasure status, with a generous lifelong income, loving admirers everywhere, cool residences in various countries, and the best drugs known to man or beast.

I wish my cats will outlive me by several years, in the loving home I've arranged for them.