Games Corrupt a wish game

[jaemus12]

Wish granted, but you are now confined in an asylum with a straitjacket and under constant surveillance.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero

 

[worldexploder]

Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero

Wish granted - but your Underdog

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

 

[ParamitePie]

Wish granted, but your default size is 600 lb.

I wish flies didn't exist.

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted, but your default size is 600 lb.

I wish flies didn't exist.

Wish granted. But all flies in the world have mutated into hornets.

I wish I have a talent of some sort.

 

[Deleted member 1496]

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Wish granted, but now you're a cannibal, stuck on an airplane, and the passenger next to you is starting to smell like your favorite food. And you have condiments.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.

 

[Deleted member 1496]

Ooops, didn't see that you already posted, so I'll redo mine.

I wish I have a talent of some sort.

Wish granted: you can sing, but every time you attempt to speak, it comes out as song. And you have plans to attend the opera.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.

 

[ParamitePie]

You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.

 

[jaemus12]

You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.

Wish granted, I'll be on my way. Unfortunately my car broke down and I won't make it there until November 1st.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

 

[vvvvv]

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

Wish granted, though the only way you can remain invisible is to yell horrible obscenities at people.

I wish I had some kind of vessel that could travel through space and time.

 

[ParamitePie]

Wish granted, but it's a thimble.

I wish I didn't have aching shoulders.

 

[worldexploder]

Wish granted, but it's a thimble.

I wish I didn't have aching shoulders.

Wish granted...but you will have aching boulders

I wish massive amounts of alcohol was good for the liver, kidneys, and heart.

 

[ParamitePie]

Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.

 

[worldexploder]

Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.

Hmmm. Then I'll have to learn how to make moonshine then.

Wish granted. But you have no water and will have to buy it bottled at the store.

 

[samsays89]

I wish my bottle of rum always magically refilled.

 

[Trashcan]

I wish my bottle of rum always magically refilled.

Wish granted, but it has someone's urine in it.

I wish I didn't dream when I slept.

 

[jaemus12]

Wish granted, but it has someone's urine in it.

I wish I didn't dream when I slept.

Wish granted. But you won't be able to sleep anymore.

I wish I had a life time supply of McDonald's and pizza.

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted. But you won't be able to sleep anymore.

I wish I had a life time supply of McDonald's and pizza.

Wish granted, but you'll gain 300lbs.

I wish I could erase my memory.

 

[Whatshername]

Wish granted, but now you start over with a newborn's mind in an adult's body.

I wish my dead loved ones were alive.

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Wish granted, but now you start over with a newborn's mind in an adult's body.

I wish my dead loved ones were alive.

Wish granted, but they will have no recollection of you

I wish I had the ability to fly

 

[15dec]

Wish granted, but you can only fly a few inches above ground.

I wish I was a superhero

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted ! You are now a 4 foot long Italian sub sandwich.

I wish I could turn into any kind of living creature at will.

 

[Pegasus]

Wish granted but now you're a slug.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Wish granted, but now you can only breathe underwater

I wish I could speak french

 

[therhydler]

Wish granted but you completely forget English

I wish I had the love of my life back

 

[Pegasus]

Wish granted but she's forgotten you

I wish I could graduate with honours

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Wish granted, but you're now in heavy debt after pursuing a degree in traditional Javanese music

I wish my wishes were incorruptible

 

[Pegasus]

Your wishes have reversed and corrupted you

I wish I could find a girlfriend

 

[sif]

Your wishes have reversed and corrupted you

I wish I could find a girlfriend

Wish granted, but now she's still suicidal while you're not :(

I wish I could move country

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

The Democratic Republic of North Korea welcomes you, new citizen! Here is a copy of The Selected Works of Kim Il-sung for you.

I wish I could become physically fit in an instant

 

[sif]

Wish granted but you have the proportions of a T Rex... Sorry.

I wish I could live in a fantasy world.