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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted, but you are now confined in an asylum with a straitjacket and under constant surveillance.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero
 
worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero
Wish granted - but your Underdog

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.
 
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Deleted member 1496

Student
Aug 2, 2018
183
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Wish granted, but now you're a cannibal, stuck on an airplane, and the passenger next to you is starting to smell like your favorite food. And you have condiments.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.
 
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Deleted member 1496

Student
Aug 2, 2018
183
Ooops, didn't see that you already posted, so I'll redo mine.
I wish I have a talent of some sort.

Wish granted: you can sing, but every time you attempt to speak, it comes out as song. And you have plans to attend the opera.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.
Wish granted, I'll be on my way. Unfortunately my car broke down and I won't make it there until November 1st.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.
 
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vvvvv

vvvvv

Just call me "v" or "vee"
Oct 17, 2018
26
I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

Wish granted, though the only way you can remain invisible is to yell horrible obscenities at people.

I wish I had some kind of vessel that could travel through space and time.
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted, but it's a thimble.

I wish I didn't have aching shoulders.
Wish granted...but you will have aching boulders

I wish massive amounts of alcohol was good for the liver, kidneys, and heart.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.
 
worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.
Hmmm. Then I'll have to learn how to make moonshine then.

Wish granted. But you have no water and will have to buy it bottled at the store.
 
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