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bunny

bunny

保管
Oct 3, 2018
364
wish granted, but you find yourself getting bored with living

i wish i was home alone
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
:O

Wish granted, but right when you fall asleep the ghost of Christmas appears before you and wakes you up...

I wish the ghost of Christmas came to me but they all look friendly
 
Justanotherconsumer

Justanotherconsumer

Paragon
Jul 9, 2018
974
:O

Wish granted, but right when you fall asleep the ghost of Christmas appears before you and wakes you up...

I wish the ghost of Christmas came to me but they all look friendly

Wish granted
You guys hit it off and you have sextuplets, it turns him into a raging alcoholic human and he blames you for all his misery of being tied down and not able to ctb.

I wish i could fly.
 
Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, you get a toy car like kit from Knight Rider.

I wish I could talk and communicate in all languages
 
bunny

bunny

保管
Oct 3, 2018
364
wish granted, but everybody in your life only talks to you because of your money

i wish i was a cartoon character
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but viewers dislike you.

I wish I was better at this Corrupt a wish game
 
Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
679
wish granted. You will be alone for all eternity.

I wish the entire world loved me
 
Tragoedia Vitae

Tragoedia Vitae

Experienced
Oct 14, 2018
230
Wish granted. But now you know all the sorts of awful things people think about you.

I wish it was the end of the semester tomorrow and I could go straight to winter break.
 
Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
679
Wish granted. However, you failed all your classes and your parents will be on your case all through the winter break.

I wish I never had to change my mother's diaper ever again.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but she's still incontinent.

I wish I was able to read a book a day again.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted... But when you look at words or letters you only see some language that went extinct 1000's of years ago

I wish I was an Olympic gold medalist.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but it's discovered that you were doping and your athletic career is ended in disgrace.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.
 
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Lost1234

Lost1234

Xentos
Jun 20, 2018
70
Wish granted, although you're now Hypersomniac .... Causing you into being diabetic and obese.

I wish I could forget everything.
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
679
Wish granted. Now you are in the late stages of Alzheimer's.

I wish my back did not hurt.
 
ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, as you are now a quadriplegic.

I wish I had more milk in the fridge.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted... But it's spoiled buttermilk.

I wish I had a singing voice like Dean Martin.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted... But it's spoiled buttermilk.

I wish I had a singing voice like Dean Martin.
Wish granted. But you have problems with your larynx and can't sing anymore.

I wish I wasn't so scared so I can suicide.
 
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iglooblimp

Another parasite to Earth
Oct 17, 2018
75
Wish granted, but you are now confined in an asylum with a straitjacket and under constant surveillance.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
 
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