Games Corrupt a wish game

[Kdawg2018]

You recieve a physical representation of a wish that cannot be corrupted, but you break it!

I wish I didn't hate humanity

you don't hate humanity but they are all dead and you are the only one left

I wish I didn't binge eat

 

[sif]

you don't hate humanity but they are all dead and you are the only one left

I wish I didn't binge eat

This seems to be a common theme...

wish granted but now you live off of rice and chick peas

I wish I fit neatly into a society oriented for straight people

 

[Kyrok]

You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.

 

[Kdawg2018]

You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.

You get a hundred million dollars but have to pay 100% tax on it.

I wish for cure for suicidal thoughts

 

[Kyrok]

You didn't corrupt my wish. Try again.

 

[sif]

You fit neatly into a society for strait people, but it includes slaves, and you're one.

I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.

Wish DENIED, you did not wish for a hundred million dollars.

I wish you would play this game properly! ;)

 

[Johnnythefox]

I wish I knew how

I wish I was a willow tree

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Wish granted, but you are now the favourite spot for all dogs within a 20KM radius to... well, you know...

I wish I was a successful musician

 

[Guess]

Wish granted but now you play the music you hate

I wish I had a camera

 

[sif]

Wish granted but now you play the music you hate

I wish I had a camera

Wish granted but it doesn't work,

I wish I had a big pile of narcotics I could get high on

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Wish granted but it doesn't work,

I wish I had a big pile of narcotics I could get high on

Wish granted but your dealer sold you a pile of fake narcotics.

I wish I could travel to the past in a Time Machine.

 

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Wish granted, but it's a one way trip to an unspecified point in time. Maybe you get something good or maybe you get eaten by dinosaurs.

I wish I owned a nice lakeside house

 

[Kyrok]

Wish granted, but you travel back to before the formation of the planet and die in cold space, capillaries bursting, eyes bulging, and blood first boiling then freezing.

I ask again (there is a solution): I wish to have my wish for a hundred million dollars corrupted.

 

[mattwitt]

Wish granted, but it's a one way trip to an unspecified point in time. Maybe you get something good or maybe you get eaten by dinosaurs.

I wish I owned a nice lakeside house

Wish granted but it's a lava lake.

I wish my body could operate in at least 10 different dimensions instead of just 4

 

[eczema]

Wish granted, but they're the alternate dimensions from the Phineas and Ferb movie.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain any weight.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Wish granted, but after the first bite you're unable to ever open your mouth again.


I wish I was a clown in the circus.

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted, but after the first bite your unable to ever open your mouth again.


I wish I was a clown in the circus.

Wish granted, but you're demoted to Carnie after a week.

I wish I was dead.

 

[ReadyasEver]

Wish granted, right onto an island of very hungry dinosaurs.

I wish I knew how to fly an airplane.

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but its a remote control airplane (or drone, they're practically the same thing )

I wish to play a keyboard (it doesn't matter what size)

 

[Johnnythefox]

Wish granted, but it's a computer keyboard.


I wish I was a blue whale.

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but you are a killer whale that has been painted blue

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted

 

[Johnnythefox]

Wish granted but you are a killer whale that has been painted blue

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted

Wish granted but you can't make anymore wishes.


I wish I was invisible.

 

[lemmeeleev]

Wish granted, but everyone still knows your there.

I wish for this wish to be granted

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted but you can't make anymore wishes.


I wish I was invisible.

Wish granted, but you may not be a peeping Tom.

I wish I had a decent family.

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but you have no way of contacting them

I wish to bake a burnt cake

 

[newdawnfades]

Wish granted but you have no way of contacting them

I wish to bake a burnt cake

Wish granted, but your house permanently smells like burnt cake.

I wish my brain had a search engine built in

 

[lemmeeleev]

Wish granted, but the process takes 1 hour for each search.

I wish for 2 bottles of N right here, right now.

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but you can't do anything with them

I wish for a genie

 

[lemmeeleev]

Wish granted, but you can only have 1 wish once a year.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

 

[Sixfeetunder]

Wish granted, but you can only have 1 wish once a year.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

Wish granted, and but now you have to wait an eternity for the endless loop to be solved.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.