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Deleted member 4288

Deleted member 4288

So much pain...
Dec 3, 2018
82
Wish granted, but money is counterfeit.

I wish it would rain more often where I live.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but your new mode of transport is a canoe.

I wish I could escape on a ufo.
 
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Sixfeetunder

Sixfeetunder

Specialist
Jan 12, 2019
319
Wish granted, but your new mode of transport is a canoe.

I wish I could escape on a ufo.

Wish granted, but life with aliens is even WORSE than with humans!

I wish I were physically attractive.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but life with aliens is even WORSE than with humans!

I wish I were physically attractive.
Wish granted, but you live off grid and are isolated from the world.

I wish I was asleep.
 
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newdawnfades

newdawnfades

Member
Jan 16, 2019
58
Wish granted, you're asleep, you've actually been dreaming this whole time.

I wish I was an inch or two taller!
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but only due to a pair of shoes


I wish I could stop sneezing
 
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Dor

Dor

SS village idiot
Nov 22, 2018
309
Wish granted, but now you're perpetually stuck needing to desperately sneeze but not being able to.

I wish I was smarter and more clever and witty :(
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish Granted ! You are now a genetically altered lab mouse.

I wish I could astro project my soul whenever i wanted to
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but your soul can only be up to 2 meters away from where your body is at

I wish I could breathe underwater and resist the pressure and temperature of the deep ocean
 
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Eren

Eren

Si hablas español mándame un MP
Oct 27, 2018
1,073
Wish granted, but now you can not breathe out of the water.

I want to fly like a bird LOL
 
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M

MistakesHappen

Escapologist
Aug 29, 2018
615
Wish granted, but now you can only eat insects and raw seeds.

I wish i can run at 100 km/h
 
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cherub

cherub

Fvcking Loser
Jan 27, 2019
147
Wish granted, but now you can't run with shoes everytime you choose to run.

I wish I can speak 5 additional languages.
 
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D

daemonblight

Member
Jun 26, 2018
82
Wish granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish I could transform into various creatures.
 
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Sanguinius

Sanguinius

Chicken of ss
Aug 9, 2018
291
Whish granted, but you'll have no memory of you former beeing as abother creature, when you transform.

I wish I would be a witch and burned to death.
 
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M

MistakesHappen

Escapologist
Aug 29, 2018
615
Wish granted, but you are fireproof so death will never come.

I wish i could read people's mind.
 
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D

daemonblight

Member
Jun 26, 2018
82
Wish granted, but you'll constantly hear what everyone in the world is thinking at the same time without any way to turn off your mind-reading ability.

I wish I could teleport anywhere at will.
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but after each teleportation you're transformed into a different animal each time you teleport

I wish I was the dictator of a stable, relatively wealthy small country
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but the population is one and it is only you.

I wish I had a time machine
 
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G

GlowingCactus

Student
Oct 19, 2018
124
Wish granted, but you can only use it once and if going back to the past, you forget everything that happened in the future (that sounds weird but you know what I mean...) which makes it likely for things to unfold exactly the way they did the first time.

If going to the future, you can't go to a time where you're already dead.

I wish I were a cat.
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but only if there's a full moon and you don't remember anything that happened while you were a cat.

I wish I had a significant other.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but they are dependent on you financially.

I wish I could dig a hole underground and escape
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but you end up having to live on the other side of the world

I wish I was a billionaire
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but you can only spend it on charities.


I wish I had a back massage
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but the masseuse is incredibly inexperienced.

I wish I had a chef to cook for me
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but they only know how to cook really obscure, disgusting food such as fried jellyfish or rotten shark meat

I wish I mosquitoes would cease to exist
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but they're replaced by butterfly sized wasps.

I wish I had more chocolate
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
Wish granted, but it's all in a glass case in the middle of your room/house where you'll see it every day but won't even be able to touch it.

I wish we would all turn into jellyfish!
 
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N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but its fish made from jelly (like the candy jelly things)

I wish to die
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but there's an eternal afterlife.

I wish for the apocalypse
 
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N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but you're not a part of it

I wish to be able to kill the one person of my choice with the snap of my fingers whenever I want.
 
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