Games Corrupt a wish game

[stellabelle]

Wish granted but you reside on a planet alone.

I wish for a shooting star

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but it hits you and you die

I wish to live in isolation

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted but it is in prison.


I wish for unlimited train rides

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Wish granted but there are no trains to ride

I wish to play baseball

 

[Faulisdead]

Wish granted, but there are no bases or balls.

 

[NotWorthLiving]

And what is your wish @Faulisdead?

 

[Faulisdead]

And what is your wish @Faulisdead?

I wish for some French toast

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted but there's no syrup.

I wish for a one way ticket on a westbound train

 

[locusdelicti]

Congratulations, you're on a one-way train to Valparaiso (aka, Hell On Earth).

I wish every time I opened my wallet, I had exactly the amount of money I need at the moment.

 

[VoloFataliDoce]

You have the money, but it's in old, rusted, pennies.

I wish to have a mansion!

 

[stellabelle]

Wish granted, but it's haunted

I wish to find someone I've longed for

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but they're looking for someone else (story of my life...)

I wish I could sing.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll never be able to talk without singing

I wish I could handle unlimited stress without getting depressed and giving up

 

[LonelyEmerald]

Wish granted-now you never relax and no one likes you. I wish I had friends.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll have hundreds and be bombarded with their problems

I wish I didn't get so upset by things

 

[LonelyEmerald]

Wish granted, but you never feel negative emotions again. I wish the Carolina Panthers would win the super bowl.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but they will always win with ease, it will get boring.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to criticism

 

[Unending]

Wish granted but now you're sensitive to praise
I wish I wasn't anxious about it being so late...

 

[jodes2]

Granted but now you will get less sleep

I wish people on SS wouldn't get angry with me when all I try to do is help

 

[Unending]

Granted but now they'll get sad at you
I wish I didn't feel like an alien wearing an obviously fake human costume everytime that I left my house

 

[StillBreathing]

Wish granted but now you're a dog.

I wish I was more rich than Elon Musk.

 

[Drowned Mermaid]

Wish granted: Elon musk's gross assets now have a total value of $0.17. Yours have a total value of $1.95.

I wish I was good at roller skating.

 

[Unending]

Wish granted but in order to obtain this skill you had to have them permanently installed on your feet

I wish my bus could arrive at a reasonable hour. It distresses me immensely how I must wait any longer.

 

[Unlovable98]

granted. It will arrive in 100 years, 5 months, 12 days, 14 hours, 27 minutes and 13 seconds.

I wish i had a girlfriend.

 

[Unending]

Granted, you will meet your new gf in exactly 100 & 1/4 years, 5 months, 12 days, 14 hours, 13 seconds, and .00676² x 2,000,000,000 milliseconds.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but you are now a zombie, wandering around groaning forever.

I wish everyone could do a job they found fulfilling and that paid them enough to live a reasonable life.

 

[Csmith8827]

Granted, but...as a result of humans being so prosperous and happy and pro-creating, the planet will be depleted of all of its natural resources by 2030 making life on earth unsustainable for future generations.

I wish I disappeared and never came back or woke up to this garbage world again. Or to any world for that matter.

 

[Unending]

Granted but you have to wake up to go somewhere else that isn't a world

I wish all the unhealthy coping mechanisms were actually healthy.

 

[Csmith8827]

Granted but you have to wake up to go somewhere else that isn't a world

I wish all the unhealthy coping mechanisms were actually healthy.

that doesn't make sense because in my wish i said i didn't want to wake up and you can't violate my wish...

 

[Unending]

that doesn't make sense because in my wish i said i didn't want to wake up and you can't violate my wish...

Oh, okay. I thought it was specifically if you woke up in a world. Was trying to be silly with it.

Granted, but you disappear at a random indefinite time in the future.