Method Compact Circular Saw

[Ldog9]

you think swinging a circular saw to your neck is more reliable and faster than a shotgun to the brain... or that an inch deep cut into flesh is nothing and not noticeable...

well good luck.

 

[alizee]

I think it's more reliable. There is a difference between a object being projected into the brain compared to the blood supply to the brain being shut off.

 

[Its911]

I think it's more reliable. There is a difference between a object being projected into the brain compared to the blood supply to the brain being shut off.

Im not going to say i would ever use this as my method, but have you considered maybe using the same tool they use to kill cows, but intead of your head, on your neck either the artery or in the center of the spine? I think the spine(right where the cerebral cortex meets the spine) is more attractive quick and your dead before your body even hits the floor. Youll never even know if you pulled the trigger...

 

[CameronCandie]

Holy shit dude, that would really hurt. Try using sodium nitrate or else the night night method. Please dont do this

 

[Volatile]

This is straight out of Hostel

 

[itsallover]

I don't see any other way you can do this is if you're really high on hallucinogens. I don't know what you're going through but this is intense. Even if you're high when you do this you're probably gonna miss badly. I personally would have to be really high before I do myself in. If I take heroin I think it's best to die when coming cause your life will be complete shit after. If you miss with that blade and really fuck up your face forget everything then. You'll probably feel too fucked up to go out and even buy things needed for hanging. I know you have some experience with those tools but you gotta be a master carpenter or even a ninja to pull that off. Please reconsider.

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

What if you could use two circular saws, one on each side of the neck, to cut each artery, the left and the right?

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I admit, my first thought was "bwahahahhaha this guy is bonkers!", But then I gave it some extra thought. Picturing anything but a Tarantino movie was difficult.
There's a lot of room for fucking up with this method: you might pull away at the last second, you might miss the target area, you might let go of the saw and throw it at something or someone by accident. It's also quite loud, which will bring people over. There's also the gore element. I mean, whoever finds you (assuming you succeed) will find human hamburger meat.
If you can pull it off, goddamn, son, you're a stronger man than I'll ever be, but I still say you should consider another, less prone to failure method.

Edit: some more extra thought: if you do succeed, patching you up would be difficult. Maybe you should go for the chainsaw, put it in such way that it drops on your neck like a guillotine, and pour yourself some hard whiskey.
No, seriously, alcohol dilutes blood. Faster bleeding. Invest in fine whiskey because you're a man with balls of fucking granite!

 

[alizee]

I'm thinking most of you have no idea what you're talking about or are not able to perceive the situation from never using a saw that I'm referring to and when it comes to this method. A handheld circular saw for example: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00GTEU0M4
For starters they're not hard to control. I would be using it in the day and the noise from powering it on isn't something that would get people knocking on my door. I'm living alone in an apartment complex and maybe that's a factor some of you don't have. Anyway the handheld saws are easy to hold and there is little to no vibration that would make it difficult to maneuver. Literally there is only a 3cm deep cut that needs to be made on either the left or right of your frontal neck. You can use your finger to feel for the pulse if you have no idea where I'm referencing to. I have a body sized mirror in my bedroom and where I could use a marker to reference where to cut when the time comes. But I find that unnecessary because it's something a person can practice with the saw in their hand before they cut. I've used a chainsaw before in life and they're extremely different. I would never use a chainsaw for this method.

 

[Ldog9]

i think its you who doesn't understand that this isnt some nick on your neck thats going to kill you immediately. this isnt like the movies where its a slash across the neck and someone dies immediately, its more than an inch deep. an inch.

go ahead and try holding a non vital body part like your calf or something and try cutting an INCH deep cut. unless youre some Buddhist monk you dont have anywhere close the will power.

no ones doubting that you could ctb with this. but the idea that this method is somehow reliable or painless or quick is laughable. itd be utter agony, hence everyone trying to tell you this isnt a great idea.

regardless you dont seem to wanna hear any input despite asking for opinions. if you think this method is as foolproof as you think by all means...

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I'm thinking most of you have no idea what you're talking about or are not able to perceive the situation from never using a saw that I'm referring to and when it comes to this method. A handheld circular saw for example: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00GTEU0M4
For starters they're not hard to control. I would be using it in the day and the noise from powering it on isn't something that would get people knocking on my door. I'm living alone in an apartment complex and maybe that's a factor some of you don't have. Anyway the handheld saws are easy to hold and there is little to no vibration that would make it difficult to maneuver. Literally there is only a 3cm deep cut that needs to be made on either the left or right of your frontal neck. You can use your finger to feel for the pulse if you have no idea where I'm referencing to. I have a body sized mirror in my bedroom and where I could use a marker to reference where to cut when the time comes. But I find that unnecessary because it's something a person can practice with the saw in their hand before they cut. I've used a chainsaw before in life and they're extremely different. I would never use a chainsaw for this method.

Ok, this is much smaller than I imagined it would be. Is it enough to fuck your neck up so that there's no chance of stitching it back together, though?

 

[JustAboutDone]

The carefully marked area on your neck you designate with a marker pen will be rapidly osbscured with large amounts of blood which will run down your arm and make it difficult to grip the saw as the blood will make your hands sticky. Not only that, but your eyes and eyelashes will become stuck together with blood and tissue debris.

using goggles? Excellent, but they will steam up as your breathing accelerates so you won't see at all.

 

[JWL]

No one in real life gives a shit about anyone but themselves and their loved ones i.e family and close friends so why should I give a flying fuck about how it will affect a random person/persons who finds my body when these people with 99.999% certainty wouldn´t be giving a shit about me if I was alive.
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"No one..."? No. Some or many people do give a shit. It's quite narcissistic to simplify the world to fit your scenario.

You should 'give a flying fuck' because a random person doesn't really deserve to find your body just before breakfast.

Selfishness is not an admirable quality in life or in ctb...

 

[brighter]

I know I could always setup a drop system (where I lay my neck on a surface)

I have a better idea. The idea from @JustAboutDone seems smart, so maybe draw a pencil mark going around your neck (no wonky lines!) and stand in front of a mirror to get an accurate aim before you make a 360° turn with your "handheld circular saw" around your neck, swapping hands with one fluid movement when you get to the nape of your neck. Remember that the technique for this is to make a circular motion and to keep it perpendicular, at a 90° angle to your neck.

Oh wait you've already taken the initiative and indicated how useful a mark on your throat would be if you were to try and saw through your neck:

I have a body sized mirror in my bedroom and where I could use a marker to reference where to cut when the time comes. But I find that unnecessary because it's something a person can practice with the saw in their hand before they cut.

Please make sure that you have a box of tissues handy because there may be a substantial amount of blood you may need to wipe from your hands so that the saw doesn't slip from your hand and ruin a well-orchestrated suicide plan that might actually work.

 

[alizee]

I have a better idea. The idea from @JustAboutDone seems smart, so maybe draw a pencil mark going around your neck (no wonky lines!) and stand in front of a mirror to get an accurate aim before you make a 360° turn with your "handheld circular saw" around your neck, swapping hands with one fluid movement when you get to the nape of your neck. Remember that the technique for this is to make a circular motion and to keep it perpendicular, at a 90° angle to your neck.

Oh wait you've already taken the initiative and indicated how useful a mark on your throat would be if you were to try and saw through your neck:


Please make sure that you have a box of tissues handy because there may be a substantial amount of blood you may need to wipe from your hands so that the saw doesn't slip from your hand and ruin a well-orchestrated suicide plan that might actually work.

I'm assuming you've never cut yourself or used an electric saw before. I'm surprised everyone is trying to downplay this method. Makes me think this forum is filled with pro lifers.

 

[Welcumtotherealworld]

But that isn´t the same as people finding a dead body in the woods or at a park because they would only find a dead body if someone jumped in front of your car you would actually have killed them in a way plus it would put you in danger and damage your car.

Hanging is actually a pretty good method in terms of not "traumatizing" the people that find you. Sure it's pretty gross to see a dead body, but it's much better to see one just hanging from a rope than with their head blown off with a shotgun.

 

[brighter]

My idea is use a hammer to stab my chest! How much blood could gush?

Priceless! :D

 

[Quinlor]

Priceless! :D

Thank you

 

[ShadowOfTheDay]

My idea is use a hammer to stab my chest! How much blood could gush?

Since we're on th subject of home improvement tools, why not use an electric sanding device on your wrist? Sandpaper suicide.

 

[Quinlor]

Since we're on th subject of home improvement tools, why not use an electric sanding device on your wrist? Sandpaper suicide.

I rather a hammer...

 

[Quinlor]

A driling machine is a good one too...

 

[alizee]

Since we're on th subject of home improvement tools, why not use an electric sanding device on your wrist? Sandpaper suicide.

Dying from blood loss be it your wrist is cut properly is a horrible long method to die.

The post about using a hammer is probably the most idiotic thing I've read online in awhile.

While people are suggesting other tools Someone suggested in a PM using a nail gun and that tool could be a valid method if knowing where to aim with extreme confidence because way more precision is required. Electric tools in general are dangerous enough to kill persons who don't want to be harmed but are uneducated in using them.

A handheld circular saw can easily cut through the short distance of flesh or even muscle which there is none needed to hit the carotid artery. The right or left side of the frontal neck is an area very accessible and even if someone had to resort to using a knife but then it would require much more will power compared to using a saw blade that cuts through flesh like nothing.

 

[JWL]

Some of the content on this thread make me feel like I'm trapped in a Monty Python sketch...

 

[JWL]

While it may feel this way, this isn't true.

I would be really upset if someone jumped in front of my car of something.

Me too! Have you seen the price of bodywork repairs??

A driling machine is a good one too...

Any thoughts on drill sizes?

 

[Jolene40]

Texas chainsaw massacre

 

[spanishguy22]

@alizee hey man I'm interested in this method, are you still considering it as your choice? And sorry for all the garbage posts trying to flame you, makes me cringe. Hope you aren't too discouraged.

 

[dyingtodie]

I can't believe nobody has suggested using a mitre saw instead. Wouldn't lying down peacefully and using a cord to lower the blade onto your carotids be more pleasant? :)
I guess you'd have to use a vice grip or something to clamp the trigger down so it stays on. Get a laser guided one, use a mirror!

Ldog9 is right though. How could you not flinch!?! Fucking scary moment to think of!

If anyone does succeed in this method I think they should get a badge of honor.

Any way to accomplish this with a battery operated saw, or with a portable power station you can carry in a backpack so you can do this in the woods. Animals eat you. Less traumatizing for others?

OMG @brighter your post was hilarious. "one fluid movement"

I'm seriously questioning what's become of my life when I'm spending a beautiful sunny Saturday on my laptop entertaining novel suicide methods. Yikes! Time to go I surmise?

I once sustained a 4inch long probably 1/4 to 1/2 inch deep laceration on my arm. The razor sliced through my flesh like butter, I didn't even feel it. Caution to SI'ers razors are much sharper than knives. I'd never used one on myself before and approached the act with the slight force I'd need to harm with a dull scissor. So...considering how quick and painless that happened I could see a saw being viable.

 

[Saed]

With a handheld circular saw,you'd need to keep the power buttons pressed. The moment it touches your neck,you'd probably drop it.
If you somehow managed to jam the power buttons on then it'll be sliding around all over the place,running and prolly cut some other stuff up,legs,arms,torso.
I was wondering if this lady did it with a saw you'd need to depress the power buttons on,because it was not running when her body was found

Suicide by a circular saw

The case of a suicide of a 32-year-old female using an electric circular saw is herein described. The decedent was suffering from depression and was f…

www.sciencedirect.com

 

[Aap]

Shotgun is infinitely more reliable. But, if you are gonna do what you are gonna do, make sure it isn't a safety saw. You might not get the depth you want. Avoid the trachea.

 

[Saed]

Shotgun is infinitely more reliable. But, if you are gonna do what you are gonna do, make sure it isn't a safety saw. You might not get the depth you want. Avoid the trachea.

Not so easy in the U.K. to get ahold of. You can understand why people get into desperate waters.