crimea_river

crimea_river

Experienced
May 27, 2019
210
The blind date turned out to be everything he'd wished for, intelligent, attractive, very funny and most importantly, she only had eyes for him.

How wrong you can be, he thought, as she plunged the knife in for the seventh time.
 
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crimea_river

crimea_river

Experienced
May 27, 2019
210
There they were, in the fruit bowl, the bananas, glowing fruit of the gods, fit for Kings, Queens and nobility thought Britney, as she seductively sucked on one.

These were no ordinary bananas though, being a slave of a banana queen named Victor wasn't the future Britney envisaged...
 
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whyidon'tknow

Human
Jun 9, 2019
356
You wake up in a strange place, after your successful suicide attempt.

The figure close to you turns, and asks, "How was heaven?"
Thanks, I hate it


I looked into her eyes and saw the love I wanted to see for so long, I told her I would come back and we could catch up more.

But I never had that dream again.
 
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ScorpiusDragon

ScorpiusDragon

Mage
Mar 25, 2019
593
Another day in the office. Big Brother is watching.
 
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Mbound

Experienced
Apr 29, 2019
255
A no longer sells N lol

Lol damn this was like omniscient. Well I guess he's still selling but things have changed a lot since those raids happened

I was gonna say:

Received N. Bottles fell and shattered.
 
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Baskol1

Baskol1

No life, no problems
Aug 11, 2019
1,030
You find yourself in a dark empty space, you try to run but you cant move. You will be forever imprisoned in this dark empty space, because youre immortal.
 
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Numbtopain97

Numbtopain97

deader than dead
Aug 10, 2019
443
It's so cramped and dark and BORING in here! I really should have been cremated instead.
 
epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
1,813
Jumped.Then changed my mind.

(Copied from fb post)
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
You wake up in a strange place, after your successful suicide attempt.

The figure close to you turns, and asks, "How was heaven?"

I have such irrational and all-consuming fear that existence is not something you can get rid of.
 

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