I work in a manufacturing facility and have access to some potentially dangerous tools and machinery thus possible methods.
1. Bolt gun
I Have access to a numatic Bolt gun we refer to as a "punch gun". The pin or bolt is roughly 3" and we use it to punch nails through wooden boards. I was thinking of pinning my head between the barrel and part of a machine to eliminate give and pulling the trigger either in the temple or back of the neck to target the brain stem.
2. Jump saw
It's kinda hard to explain but it's basically a table saw with a blade that "jumps" upward. Here's a link to a video of a very similar one. The only difference is ours jumps much faster. I was thinking I could use it to decapitate myself. youtube.com/watch?v=34OAJ9pW5ic
3. Forklift
I guess this one's pretty self explanatory but I could find an opportune moment to lay my head under the tire before the driver reverses.
4. High staircase
We have a roughly 20 ft staircase leading up to the manager's office. I figure It's more than high enough for a long drop hanging (at least 25 ft drop if done from top of railing) While This is probably my least prefered method due to my fear of heights, I feel like it would be the most stylish and would really make a statement. While not my primary intention, I see this as a way to protest the terrible conditions we're working under.
What are some pros and cons of these methods? and which one has the best lethality to pain ratio? They all seem potentially painless but my line of thinking might not be correct. I'm especially curious about the effectiveness of the bolt gun, and where the best area on the head to shoot would be.
1. Bolt gun
I Have access to a numatic Bolt gun we refer to as a "punch gun". The pin or bolt is roughly 3" and we use it to punch nails through wooden boards. I was thinking of pinning my head between the barrel and part of a machine to eliminate give and pulling the trigger either in the temple or back of the neck to target the brain stem.
2. Jump saw
It's kinda hard to explain but it's basically a table saw with a blade that "jumps" upward. Here's a link to a video of a very similar one. The only difference is ours jumps much faster. I was thinking I could use it to decapitate myself. youtube.com/watch?v=34OAJ9pW5ic
3. Forklift
I guess this one's pretty self explanatory but I could find an opportune moment to lay my head under the tire before the driver reverses.
4. High staircase
We have a roughly 20 ft staircase leading up to the manager's office. I figure It's more than high enough for a long drop hanging (at least 25 ft drop if done from top of railing) While This is probably my least prefered method due to my fear of heights, I feel like it would be the most stylish and would really make a statement. While not my primary intention, I see this as a way to protest the terrible conditions we're working under.
What are some pros and cons of these methods? and which one has the best lethality to pain ratio? They all seem potentially painless but my line of thinking might not be correct. I'm especially curious about the effectiveness of the bolt gun, and where the best area on the head to shoot would be.
