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[Epsilon0]

Hello all you lonely hearts out there!

How about we do a round of the classical Why did the chicken cross the road?
All the answers have to be related to SS.
I'll go first.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get N from A.

 

[waterbottleman]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car and end it's miserable existence.

 

[lemmeeleev]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

(It's already a suicide joke)
(cross the road, other side)

 

[Thereisnothing]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was trying to kill itself...............
SORRY I am rubbish at jokes

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken already crossed all the boundaries

 

[Deleted member 14177]

So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. — Machiavelli

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Got scammed buying N, didn't have enough money left for SN, so went the cheepest route.

(See what I did there?)

 

[Sensei]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

 

[Mort]

Why did the chicken cross the road it finely PLUCKED ;) up the courage to cross over to the other side ;) :)

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the train tracks.

Why did the chicken cross the train tracks?
To make milanesa.
(Mexican food -- flattened chicken.)

 

[UpandDownPrincess]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she didn't want to scar the train driver.

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't have any reasons to stay

 

[Epsilon0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's impossible to determine whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken.

It all depends on your frame of reference.

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken had to buy some eggs for the breakfast

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

 

[Epsilon0]

That's one skeleton you should keep in the closet.

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The bus stop is on the other side

 

[CarefulWithThatAxe]

The chicken didn't cross the road it decided the risk factor was too much
so hung itself instead.

 

[Epsilon0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cross the road - and you will regret it.
Don't cross the road - and you will regret it.

Summa summarum - whatever you will do, you will regret it.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to an internet cafe and research ctb methods without alerting the whole damn henhouse.

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach a watering hole for singles

 

[marcusuk63]

Are we misinterpreting the "joke" ?
is the true meaning of "to get to the other side " meaning the afterlife and the chicken was committing suicide ?
I`m fun at parties lol

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's impossible to determine whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken.

It all depends on your frame of reference.

Einstein !

Who would have said this?
The chicken didn't cross the road. Rather, it exists simultaneously on both sides…..just don't peek., or it will look like it has crossed.

 

[faust]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in a rush to a hen party

 

[Epsilon0]

Einstein !

Who would have said this?
The chicken didn't cross the road. Rather, it exists simultaneously on both sides…..just don't peek., or it will look like it has crossed.

Heinsenberg? The uncertainty principle?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Heinsenberg? The uncertainty principle?

Its a good guess, but not who I was aiming for...

 

[Epsilon0]

Its a good guess, but not who I was aiming for...

Surely not the cat again?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Surely not the cat again?

Got it!

 

[Suicide_vampire]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.

 

[Epsilon0]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.

I don't get this one. I'll keep thinking about it.

 

[Suicide_vampire]

I don't get this one. I'll keep thinking about it.

Hedgehogs are often squished in the middle of the road, so they become flat