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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken crossed the road?
The chicken took a walk to lose some fat and not to be so greesy on the party table
 
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Sour

Sour

sweet
Feb 12, 2020
28
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To be with it's flat mate.
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Why did the chicken get N from A?

Because she was egged on by ExChick International.
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken saw KFC and decided not to stay close
 
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Ham Commander

Ham Commander

RIP in peace.
Feb 13, 2020
26
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because even though hes a bird, and even though he has wings.. hes just a chicken.
A chicken that can't fly
 
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marcusuk63

marcusuk63

CTB
Mar 24, 2019
1,735
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because even though hes a bird, and even though he has wings.. hes just a chicken.
A chicken that can't fly

Chickens can fly, they won't win any races but that's because we have bred them to be plump and succulent.
 
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ctbUniquectb

Pariah
Jan 7, 2020
489
The chicken crossed the road because the chicken was hoping against hope that things maybe MIGHT be better on the other side of the road ...

...

... even though every other effort at fixing things had always gone to shit in that chicken's life.
 
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bikes

Member
Jun 11, 2022
16
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that is what the chicken believed their life was all about, but maybe the joke is on them.
 
bowtown

bowtown

Member
Jul 15, 2022
32
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find love
 
anaconda

anaconda

Banned Scammer
Jul 17, 2022
40
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find heaven
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, it's stuck in limbo
 
Valky

Valky

Petulant Child
Apr 4, 2023
1,328
Why did the chicken cross the road?

because it doesn't know how to order SN.
 
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zeenatax

Specialist
Dec 15, 2022
313
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was hoping to get run over.
 
U

Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,513
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the store and buy a rope and a chocolate bar.
 

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