Which is better, the moon or eggs?

[Chinaski]

I've often thought the moon was great, but just lately I've started to think eggs are better. I've been reading a lot about them and just think it's fascinating, how they come from chickens, then we eat them with strips of toast called soldiers, you don't get that with the moon. Also you can do poached, boiled, hard, soft, so many different types of eggs, never gets boring. Then again, eggs don't affect the tide which is pretty cool u gotta admit, plus the moon has never given my mother indigestion. So l guess I'm still undecided. Your thoughts?

 

[Smart No More]

Well it depends what type of cheese the moon is made from. Is it all the cheeses or just a single crap one like toe cheese?

 

[YourNeighbor]

You should be a mod, and that's no joke.

 

[Al Cappella]

Personally, I'm pro-egg. Every egg we eat is a chicken that didn't have to live all that suffering in this world—never knowing when, or when not, to cross the road. Although, now that I write this, I'm worried—because preventing chickens from being born sounds like having a purpose…and we know having one of those is the same as being pro-life, and we can't be having that.

 

[rationaltake]

I don't officially eat eggs but I do make a mean omelette and divine scrambled egg - which is only authentic when made in a frying pan btw. I tried making scrambled moon but it was hard to get it all in the pan and it refused to set. The moon is ace for gazing at though and the phases of the moon are great. I've never seen a crescent egg. I observed an egg every day for a month and it didn't change one bit which was boring. So still on the fence too.

 

[Graham]

Both have there benefits

 

[Oblivion Access]

I've often thought the moon was great, but just lately I've started to think eggs are better. I've been reading a lot about them and just think it's fascinating, how they come from chickens, then we eat them with strips of toast called soldiers, you don't get that with the moon. Also you can do poached, boiled, hard, soft, so many different types of eggs, never gets boring. Then again, eggs don't affect the tide which is pretty cool u gotta admit, plus the moon has never given my mother indigestion. So l guess I'm still undecided. Your thoughts?

On one hand, eggs are where chickens come from, and chickens are cute . On the other, the moon industry, to my knowledge, doesn't cause male chicks to be macerated because their existence isn't profitable. Tbf if they didn't want to be ground into bone, blood and sinew they should've evolved to be more useful.

Oh yeah, the moon is made of cheese innit. Good thing the cheese industry has no brutal practices like that! I could never live without my cheese!

 

[Pluto]

Gray Egg | NASA Solar System Exploration

It's difficult not to think of an egg when looking at Saturn's moon Methone, seen here during a Cassini flyby of the small moon. The relatively smooth surface adds to the effect created by the oblong shape.

solarsystem.nasa.gov

 

[Dead Ghost]

I know that I have always thought of the Moon as my other mother, I would never change the Moon for an egg ... in the darkest nights I do not ring an egg, but its tender light.
//
Jo es que sempre he pensat en la Lluna com si fos la meva altre mare, no cambiaría mai la Lluna per un ou... en les nits més fosques jo no anel·lo un ou, sino la seva tendre llum.

 

[Alex6216]

Personally, I'm pro-egg. Every egg we eat is a chicken that didn't have to live all that suffering in this world—never knowing when, or when not, to cross the road. Although, now that I write this, I'm worried—because preventing chickens from being born sounds like having a purpose…and we know having one of those is the same as being pro-life, and we can't be having that.

Most eggs in the store are the equivalent to chicken periods. They never had anything growing in them in the first place

 

[LoveYoux]

I mean, thanks for the laugh, interesting observation I'll give it some thought

 

[WhiteRabbit]

The moon, because America owns it.

USA! USA!

 

[Graham]

The moon, because America owns it.

USA! USA!

You only own the side you can see...

Best side is the dark side

 

[WhiteRabbit]

You only own the side you can see...

Best side is the dark side

I think we won the whole thing in a race. I read about it in a book once.

 

[GentleJerk]

Always interesting to see what gets the suicidals talkin'.

Most eggs in the store are the equivalent to chicken periods.

I've made you your favorite, sir. Poached chicken ovulations.

 

[onlyanimalsaregood]

 

[Graham]

I think we won the whole thing in a race. I read about it in a book once.

Eggs are better than your USA moon

I think we won the whole thing in a race. I read about it in a book once.

Skool's for Fools

Book's for Fooks

 

[Julgran]

I've often thought the moon was great, but just lately I've started to think eggs are better. I've been reading a lot about them and just think it's fascinating, how they come from chickens, then we eat them with strips of toast called soldiers, you don't get that with the moon. Also you can do poached, boiled, hard, soft, so many different types of eggs, never gets boring. Then again, eggs don't affect the tide which is pretty cool u gotta admit, plus the moon has never given my mother indigestion. So l guess I'm still undecided. Your thoughts?

You just went full retard.. everybody knows you never go full retard...

(For those who don't know what I mean, watch this video)




By the way, I'll vote for the moon!

 

[Lost Magic]

 

[wait.what]

I don't really like to eat eggs . . . they're weird and rubbery. You can put stuff on them to disguise the taste, but there will always be that gross texture.

The moon tastes like Cool Ranch Doritos. It is much better than eggs.

 

[Graham]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I prefer whichever one is more dead. I wish you the best whatever happens.

 

[markimobzzdeasui]

Egg. I can break it and maybe even hurt someone's face with it. But I cannot break the moon and end this damn existence on earth.

 

[TheLastFemaphrodyke]

Well it depends what type of cheese the moon is made from. Is it all the cheeses or just a single crap one like toe cheese?

ooooooo, I hope there are several types of blue and a few good triple cream bries, oh, I must eat cheese!

 

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[Euthanza]

Can't overdose on eggs, I mean natural eggs, but if you eat egg on the moon without spacesuit then you'll just die. I vote the moon, it's September already when everyone celebrates universal suicide to the moon

 

[callme]

Well essentially you're making a choce between eggs and cheese

 

[MountainMonkey]

I'm all for consuming abortions to prevent suffering but the moon is prettier.

 

[Helmetrash]

Definitely eggs

 

[callme]

Still on the fence. On one hand, eggs stink like shit, on the other they have more than one use, at peast vibrating eggs.