Help Where can I get a python?

[Ghost2211]

Ha ha yes, it'll be like playing Russian roulette. I could survive on the plants and bugs but then it could take just one wrong plant and kill me. Or maybe I'll just die from something stupid like trench foot complications.

Well, I assume you would make a fire....

 

[Ber0]

No offense but I'm crying laughing rn. I thought I was in Off-Topic and this was not the direction I expected the thread to turn. I thought it was gonna be about getting a pet snake . Brings up a point though and from reading I realized you meant this to be in Off-Topic, but some people are coming across this in the main "S" section and obviously getting upset, which you know is fair. I personally enjoy the humor. Obligatory comment here about > "please don't do that to the Python and yourself." Also "crisp human" is comment of the day lmao. Hey though at the end of the day, I get that people aren't "feeling it" and doesn't wanna see jokes or memes or edgy sht in the "S" section, but remember this is a website, online, we're all just human, and it's not like there is an influx of these posts. Pookie said it was meant to be in the Off-Topic section after realizing it wasn't and we should all just chill. This is such an insignificant piece of our days today, let's not make it into drama. We hurt ourselves enough. Pookie I wish you the best though and I hope you're having a, if not good, then at least a calm, relaxing New Year's Eve.

 

[Pookie]

Well, I assume you would make a fire....

And roast myself in it?

No offense but I'm crying laughing rn. I thought I was in Off-Topic and this was not the direction I expected the thread to turn. I thought it was gonna be about getting a pet snake . Brings up a point though and from reading I realized you meant this to be in Off-Topic, but some people are coming across this in the main "S" section and obviously getting upset, which you know is fair. I personally enjoy the humor. Obligatory comment here about > "please don't do that to the Python and yourself." Also "crisp human" is comment of the day lmao. Hey though at the end of the day, I get that people aren't "feeling it" and doesn't wanna see jokes or memes or edgy sht in the "S" section, but remember this is a website, online, we're all just human, and it's not like there is an influx of these posts. Pookie said it was meant to be in the Off-Topic section after realizing it wasn't and we should all just chill. This is such an insignificant piece of our days today, let's not make it into drama. We hurt ourselves enough. Pookie I wish you the best though and I hope you're having a, if not good, then at least a calm, relaxing New Year's Eve.

Thanks for your thoughtful comment. Same to you, may you have an amazing New Year's Eve despite these crazy Covid times.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

I'm thinking of getting a python, letting it sleep in my bed, never feeding it and letting nature take its course (let it feed on me).

 

[Pookie]

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[UpandDownPrincess]

It's not as possible as you think. No python can ingest a human being. There's a show where a guy tried to be eaten by an 18 foot anaconda and it didn't work. Not to mention you would be starving it.

I still can't believe I wasted two hours of my life on that show!

 

[Teal_Blue_Dreams]

hahaha! i cannot believe this is still going. pookie, you are talented my friend!

 

[Pookie]

hahaha! i cannot believe this is still going. pookie, you are talented my friend!

I can't believe it either to be honest.

 

[Symbiote]

You can act as a power conduit by attaching battery jumper cables to you and a car, and then with a wet hand, grab an electric eel to see if it can power your car up to drive you to the mental hospital.

 

[Nymph]

Fork to electrical outlet, toaster x bath, fork x toaster

 

[Pookie]

You can act as a power conduit by attaching battery jumper cables to you and a car, and then with a wet hand, grab an electric eel to see if it can power your car up to drive you to the mental hospital.

Fork to electrical outlet, toaster x bath, fork x toaster

Hell, I'm going to try that tonight. Make my own fireworks for 2021.

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

I still can't believe I wasted two hours of my life on that show!

Omg they way they billed it I was expecting the snake to eat him and shit him out! I was so disappointed. It's still on Hulu!

 

[Superdeterminist]

I know this is maybe a joke thread but being eaten by a snake has to be one of, if not the worst way to go. If you wanted to experience maximum suffering on your way out it would be a prime candidate. I can't even think about the humour of it because the prospect is so terrifying to me.

 

[Pookie]

I know this is maybe a joke thread but being eaten by a snake has to be one of, if not the worst way to go. If you wanted to experience maximum suffering on your way out it would be a prime candidate. I can't even think about the humour of it because the prospect is so terrifying to me.

In a way my life is far more terrifying than being eaten by a snake. I'm in chronic, unbearable, intractable pain 24/7. Painkillers hardly take the edge off. For me the prospect of having to live like this for the next 20 odd years doesn't bear thinking about.

Besides, none of us know how we're going to die if we don't ctb. There are a million terrifying ways one can die. Those that die instantly in accidents or in their sleep are the lucky ones.

 

[k75]

Fork to electrical outlet

Can vouch that this doesn't work. Tried it when I was 2.

Then again, I used a butter knife instead of fork. Maybe user error?

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

Can vouch that this doesn't work. Tried it when I was 2.

Then again, I used a butter knife instead of fork. Maybe user error?

Was this one of those things they warned us about as kids but wasn't legit? Lol

 

[Sherri]

Have you seen Will's Smith seven pounds movie. He did it with the deadliest jelly fish. Dunno if that's fact or fiction though.

 

[Pookie]

Have you seen Will's Smith seven pounds movie. He did it with the deadliest jelly fish. Dunno if that's fact or fiction though.

I haven't seen the movie but apparently the box jellyfish can be deadly to humans.

 

[Sherri]

I haven't seen the movie but apparently the box jellyfish can be deadly to humans.

In the movie it looked huge, he filled a bathtub with water and put that jelly fish inside. Worth a watch if you bored. Very touching movie.

 

[Pookie]

In the movie it looked huge, he filled a bathtub with water and put that jelly fish inside. Worth a watch if you bored. Very touching movie.

Thanks, I'll see if I can find it on Netflix/Amazon.

 

[Sherri]

Thanks, I'll see if I can find it on Netflix/Amazon.

You're welcome, prob Itunes would be there. It's like a 12 year old movie if I'm not mistaken.

 

[k75]

Was this one of those things they warned us about as kids but wasn't legit? Lol

Well... they say I was flung across the room, but I'm still around so...

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

Well... they say I was flung across the room, but I'm still around so...

I got hit once by an electric fence. That sucked.

 

[Pookie]

I got hit once by an electric fence. That sucked.

That must've hurt! Did you end up in hospital?

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

That must've hurt! Did you end up in hospital?

Nope. My grandmother pried my hand off the fence. The cows were not amused. I have a numb spot on my hand to this day