Help Where can I get a python?

[k75]

The python store...

 

[Donk]

 

[Manford]

I'm depressed as all hell and need some cheering up. Would like to see some creative thinking from others. Just because we're suicidal doesn't mean our brains are stunted. I've seen plenty of humorous comments on these threads, wet blanket.

Then put it on ignore and don't comment. Yawn.

Well I thought you were half serious until you said you would eat your way out of the snake. Humor is good but that diminishes when things get ridiculous.

 

[Chronicillness]

I'm depressed as all hell and need some cheering up. Would like to see some creative thinking from others. Just because we're suicidal doesn't mean our brains are stunted. I've seen plenty of humorous comments on these threads, wet blanket.

Then put it on ignore and don't comment. Yawn.

You do you, I'm not stopping you. I'll comment as I please though.

Just remember that your troll-ish post on the 'suicide discussion' subforum shares the same virtual space with the dozens of goodbye threads of seriously hurt souls who have been confirmed to have suicided.

I'm not anti-humor, but this post and any post reminiscent to this type of "humor" just feels misplaced. Post whatever you want - I just think it's unfunny edgelord humor.

Oh, and you want to "creatively" express yourself in your suicide method, ha, ok, straight up sounds like mental masturbation to me, because we all know when push comes to shove, your "creativity" is going to be completely absent in your attempt; there's a reason why the PPeH lists methods by pain and peacefulness, it's because 99.9999% of people choose these common methods because they're trying to escape a painful life or a painful death, not use their "creativity" to a create some of the most terrorizing and painful methods to succumb to.

Being eaten alive by a python? If that were at all feasible, you'd have to be slowly eroded by acids or other digestive juices - is that something you'd actually entertain as legit method?

If you were just joking, then congrats, your shitpost got my attention and others there for a second, but it wasn't funny. It's obviously outlandishly unfeasible. . . so why even ask

 

[Pookie]

You do you, I'm not stopping you. I'll comment as I please though.

Just remember that your troll-ish post on the 'suicide discussion' subforum shares the same virtual space with the dozens of goodbye threads of seriously hurt souls who have been confirmed to have suicided.

I'm not anti-humor, but this post and any post reminiscent to this type of "humor" just feels misplaced. Post whatever you want - I just think it's unfunny edgelord humor.

Oh, and you want to "creatively" express yourself in your suicide method, ha, ok, straight up sounds like mental masturbation to me, because we all know when push comes to shove, your "creativity" is going to be completely absent in your attempt; there's a reason why the PPeH lists methods by pain and peacefulness, it's because 99.9999% of people choose these common methods because they're trying to escape a painful life or a painful death, not use their "creativity" to a create some of the most terrorizing and painful methods to succumb to.

Being eaten alive by a python? If that were at all feasible, you'd have to be slowly eroded by acids or other digestive juices - is that something you'd actually entertain as legit method?

If you were just joking, then congrats, your shitpost got my attention and others there for a second, but it wasn't funny. It's obviously outlandishly unfeasible. . . so why even ask

You're so angry. What a shame.

Well I thought you were half serious until you said you would eat your way out of the snake. Humor is good but that diminishes when things get ridiculous.

Okay Gramps.

 

[signifying nothing]

Something has died here. RIP whatever that is/was.

 

[k75]

I don't see the need for hostility. Maybe this would fit better in the offtopic section, but that doesn't make it offensive or warrant name-calling..

 

[Pookie]

Something has died here. RIP whatever that is/was.

What do you mean?

 

[signifying nothing]

What do you mean?

The life of the thread has died

 

[Pookie]

I don't see the need for hostility. Maybe this would fit better in the offtopic section, but that doesn't make it offensive.

I just realized now that it was posted in the wrong section. Still, they're so hostile, but that's not my problem.

 

[Gaybonez]

I'm thinking of getting a python, letting it sleep in my bed, never feeding it and letting nature take its course (let it feed on me).

Feasible? If not, what other creative ways can you think of to ctb?

That's abuse. Don't involve others in your issues. SN is a good option.


Also, if you have the money for this. Why don't you just purchase weapons or use other more expensive options? How are you not trolling?

 

[Manford]

You're so angry. What a shame.

Okay Gramps.

Gramps huh ? What a witty response that was.

 

[Pookie]

That's abuse. Don't involve others in your issues. SN is a good option.

Also, if you have the money for this. Why don't you just purchase weapons or use other more expensive options? How are you not trolling?

Why so serious?

 

[Manford]

Why so serious?

People, like myself initially, probably think you are serious. If you took a python and put it around your neck there is a good chance it's predatory instinct would kick in and it would choke you to death. It would then be put down. That concerns people that believe in animal welfare.

 

[Latios]

You can Python here:

Download Python

The official home of the Python Programming Language

www.python.org

Sorry, couldn't resist. :P

 

[Pookie]

You can Python here:

Download Python

The official home of the Python Programming Language

www.python.org

Sorry, couldn't resist. :P

Lol, I was hoping I would open the link and it would kill me. :p

Gramps huh ? What a witty response that was.

Okay Gramps.

People, like myself initially, probably think you are serious. If you took a python and put it around your neck there is a good chance it's predatory instinct would kick in and it would choke you to death. It would then be put down. That concerns people that believe in animal welfare.

Huh? I wasn't talking to you.

 

[Teal_Blue_Dreams]

Lol. How about I go cage diving with the sharks and escape from the cage? Or what about hiring a hot air balloon and jumping out of it?

I will do the sharks plan with you!

You can Python here:

Download Python

The official home of the Python Programming Language

www.python.org

Sorry, couldn't resist. :P

hahaha

Lol, I was hoping I would open the link and it would kill me. :p

 

[Pookie]

I will do the sharks plan with you!

hahaha

That'll be great, thanks. One last adventure before we die by "misadventure."

 

[ZardozOmega]

Absolutely not. Find another way.

 

[Aap]

Off topic is the place for this.

 

[Pookie]

Absolutely not. Find another way.

I'm actually considering putting banana peels on my staircase and going out and getting drunk. Then when I get back home I'll hopefully forget that they're there and slip on a peel and break my neck.

Off topic is the place for this.

Yes, I only realised after I'd posted it that it was in the wrong section.

 

[EmptyManForever]

Dying by a python is scary af ,I feel scared just thinking about it

 

[Pookie]

Dying by a python is scary af ,I feel scared just thinking about it

Yup, it's not a quick death either. Then again there are other ways to die by accident/disease etc. that aren't quick and painless either. Life is cruel.

 

[Chupacabra 44]

Free in the Florida Everglades. Wade in the swamps, while searching for a python, and a gaitor might get you.

 

[Pookie]

Free in the Florida Everglades. Wade in the swamps, while searching for a python, and a gaitor might get you.

That sounds like a good plan - gator as backup.

 

[sadstuffie]

well, i see what you are saying. i dont even like snakes at all, but i do not suggest you put any other being in danger just because you would like to die. sorry if that sounded rude, i can tell you are really struggling, im sorry

 

[Pookie]

well, i see what you are saying. i dont even like snakes at all, but i do not suggest you put any other being in danger just because you would like to die. sorry if that sounded rude, i can tell you are really struggling, im sorry

No, I don't want to abuse animals and never have abused animals. I think I'll ask some shark hunters if they can use me as bait.

 

[sadstuffie]

No, I don't want to abuse animals and never have abused animals. I think I'll ask some shark hunters if they can use me as bait.

oh my haha, i think that may be illegal in some way....but i do wish you luck at least!

 

[Ghost2211]

Lol this topic went well....

You should try a nature survival adventure. Drink random water, eat random plants, and hunt for exotic bugs. Depending what part of the world you're in it might be an exciting adventurous way to go.

 

[Pookie]

oh my haha, i think that may be illegal in some way....but i do wish you luck at least!

Thank y

Lol this topic went well....

You should try a nature survival adventure. Drink random water, eat random plants, and hunt for exotic bugs. Depending what part of the world you're in it might be an exciting adventurous way to go.

Ha ha yes, it'll be like playing Russian roulette. I could survive on the plants and bugs but then it could take just one wrong plant and kill me. Or maybe I'll just die from something stupid like trench foot complications.